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Massive order for 600 chicken fingers goes missing

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(06-05-2019, 11:11 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote:
(06-05-2019, 08:59 AM)Jagwired Wrote: First of all there were only 590 of them. Secondly, they only had 2 sauce packs in the bag. What the hell am I supposed to do with the other 588 fingers? Eat them dry?

For 25 cents each you can have more sauce packets.

There’s a trick to that,  you just give them the look and say “really, hook me up dude”.  They usually come off them at that point.  Always make sure it’s the teenager.   If it’s a girl, say it with a bit of seduction.  Not if it’s a teenage girl though.  We don’t want jail time, just food.
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RE: Massive order for 600 chicken fingers goes missing - by Jags - 06-06-2019, 05:14 PM



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