Massive order for 600 chicken fingers goes missing

Two high school graduates got their first taste of adulthood, and it didn’t taste like chicken.

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/600-c...7fb9Huu3S4

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Massive order for 600 chicken fingers goes missing

Two high school graduates got their first taste of adulthood, and it didn’t taste like chicken.

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/600-c...7fb9Huu3S4

I love reading some of the comments below the story.

I've heard of chicken feet, but chicken fingers? Might as well ask for chicken lips.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

600 chicken fingers go missing has 0 effect on chickens, who never had fingers to begin with.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

"I'd like 600 chicken fingers. "

"Will that be for here or to go?"

Many years ago, the company where I was working was doing the annual inventory, and we needed to send out for some food for everyone who was working the overtime that night, so they sent me to the Burger King on Union Street. So I walked in and asked for 45 whoppers and 27 Fish Filet sandwiches, and the girl at the register asked me "For here or to go?"

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"I'd like 600 chicken fingers. "

"Will that be for here or to go?"  

Many years ago, the company where I was working was doing the annual inventory, and we needed to send out for some food for everyone who was working the overtime that night, so they sent me to the Burger King on Union Street.  So I walked in and asked for 45 whoppers and 27 Fish Filet sandwiches, and the girl at the register asked me "For here or to go?"

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Well? What did you tell her?

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"I'd like 600 chicken fingers. "

"Will that be for here or to go?"  

Many years ago, the company where I was working was doing the annual inventory, and we needed to send out for some food for everyone who was working the overtime that night, so they sent me to the Burger King on Union Street.  So I walked in and asked for 45 whoppers and 27 Fish Filet sandwiches, and the girl at the register asked me "For here or to go?"

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Well? What did you tell her?

I remember giving her a blank stare like "...huh?" and her suddenly realizing what she had said, and we both laughed.

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First of all there were only 590 of them. Secondly, they only had 2 sauce packs in the bag. What the hell am I supposed to do with the other 588 fingers? Eat them dry?

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Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 

First of all there were only 590 of them. Secondly, they only had 2 sauce packs in the bag. What the hell am I supposed to do with the other 588 fingers? Eat them dry?

For 25 cents each you can have more sauce packets.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

First of all there were only 590 of them. Secondly, they only had 2 sauce packs in the bag. What the hell am I supposed to do with the other 588 fingers? Eat them dry?

For 25 cents each you can have more sauce packets.

There’s a trick to that,  you just give them the look and say “really, hook me up dude”.  They usually come off them at that point.  Always make sure it’s the teenager.   If it’s a girl, say it with a bit of seduction.  Not if it’s a teenage girl though.  We don’t want jail time, just food.

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