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Because It's Never Too Early...

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10-01-2013, 11:08 AM

Dave Caldwell was brutally attacked last month, after selecting Cairo Santos with the first pick of the 2013 NFL Draft.  The attack was caught on tape when said fan slapped Mr. Caldwell Two Hundred and Seventeen times -- equal to the point differential between the Jaguars and their opponents last year.   Fellow fans say that they do not condone the action, but are hoping that Mr. Khan hires a trained monkey as their next general manager.  The fan's defense attorney had this to say.


"We believe we have a strong case for insanity."

 

When asked to comment, the prosecution had this to say. "Mr. Caldwell suffered horrific injuries to his face from the slapping.  To engage in violent behavior because of a football game -- because of a draft pick is unacceptable.  To claim insanity because of a player picked is outrageous.  The Jaguars had their chance to get Bridgewater or Clowney -- either one should have been acceptable to the team.  And Because Mr. Caldwell chose the one that the fan disagreed with --"


When corrected the Prosecutor, a Jags fan, said he had to visit the hospital, and felt that the charges would be dropped citing lack of evidence.

I was wrong about Trent Baalke. 
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Because It's Never Too Early... - by roycee - 09-29-2013, 08:47 PM
Because It's Never Too Early... - by NYC4jags - 09-29-2013, 09:23 PM
Because It's Never Too Early... - by JAXsonVIL - 09-29-2013, 09:24 PM
Because It's Never Too Early... - by roycee - 09-29-2013, 09:58 PM
Because It's Never Too Early... - by JAXsonVIL - 09-29-2013, 10:10 PM
Because It's Never Too Early... - by trunt87 - 09-29-2013, 10:25 PM
Because It's Never Too Early... - by vagrantwade - 09-29-2013, 10:42 PM
Because It's Never Too Early... - by HeeRo - 09-29-2013, 11:03 PM
Because It's Never Too Early... - by JaG4LyFe - 09-29-2013, 11:23 PM
Because It's Never Too Early... - by HeeRo - 09-29-2013, 11:29 PM
Because It's Never Too Early... - by Haterade - 09-29-2013, 11:31 PM
Because It's Never Too Early... - by vagrantwade - 09-30-2013, 02:47 AM
Because It's Never Too Early... - by Deacon - 09-30-2013, 11:28 PM
Because It's Never Too Early... - by roycee - 10-01-2013, 10:05 AM
Because It's Never Too Early... - by HolsterHusto - 10-01-2013, 10:25 AM
Because It's Never Too Early... - by roycee - 10-01-2013, 10:38 AM
Because It's Never Too Early... - by knarnn - 10-01-2013, 10:39 AM
Because It's Never Too Early... - by Kodiak - 10-01-2013, 10:52 AM
Because It's Never Too Early... - by roycee - 10-01-2013, 11:01 AM
Because It's Never Too Early... - by The Eleventh Doctor - 10-01-2013, 11:08 AM
Because It's Never Too Early... - by HolsterHusto - 10-04-2013, 01:43 PM
Because It's Never Too Early... - by roycee - 10-04-2013, 01:46 PM
Because It's Never Too Early... - by BritishJag - 10-04-2013, 07:13 PM



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