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Happy Thanksgiving to all of you

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(11-28-2019, 09:46 AM)The Real Marty Wrote: Okay, here's a funny Thanksgiving story.  

It was Thanksgiving dinner and the extended family was sitting around the table, and 3 of them were old men.  The first old man says, oh, it's terrible, I am having the most difficult time doing a number one.  I go to the bathroom and wait and wait and it's so difficult.   The second old man says, you think that's bad?  I can't seem to do a number two.  I sit there and sit there and I have such a hard time with it.  And the third one says, every morning at precisely 7:00, I do a number one.  It's like the Mississippi River.  And then precisely at 7:35 I do a number two.  It's like a volcano.  Unstoppable.  So the first guy says, well what are you complaining about?  What's your problem?  And the third guy says, my problem is, I don't wake up til 9.

True story:  I first heard that joke in 1978.

Happy Thanksgiving to all Jags fans, especially my forum buddies.  We suffer our team and our trolls better than anyone in the league.
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Happy Thanksgiving to all of you - by JagFan81 - 11-28-2019, 09:22 AM
RE: Happy Thanksgiving to all of you - by Caldrac - 11-28-2019, 09:27 AM
RE: Happy Thanksgiving to all of you - by Caldrac - 11-28-2019, 09:51 AM
RE: Happy Thanksgiving to all of you - by anonymous2112 - 11-28-2019, 07:57 PM
RE: Happy Thanksgiving to all of you - by Jags - 11-28-2019, 10:28 AM
RE: Happy Thanksgiving to all of you - by Caldrac - 11-28-2019, 10:31 AM
RE: Happy Thanksgiving to all of you - by Caldrac - 11-28-2019, 10:35 AM
RE: Happy Thanksgiving to all of you - by Upper - 11-28-2019, 10:56 AM
RE: Happy Thanksgiving to all of you - by Caldrac - 11-28-2019, 11:06 AM
RE: Happy Thanksgiving to all of you - by RicoTx - 11-28-2019, 07:04 PM
RE: Happy Thanksgiving to all of you - by Eric1 - 11-28-2019, 07:07 PM
RE: Happy Thanksgiving to all of you - by Eric1 - 11-28-2019, 07:52 PM



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