Greetings to the Disgruntled, Depressed, and Despairing Jaguar Faithful! We know that only a few will brave these desolate lands this day, but here's a summary to get you going.

The Jaguars suck. Marrone sucks. Coughlin sucks. Caldwell sucks. Khan sucks. Tad Dickman sucks. The Roar don't suck. The ushers suck, Jaxson sucks. The D-Line sucks. The T-shirt Cannon Guy sucks. The Run the Flag Across the End Zone guy sucks. Frangie sucks. Boselli sucks. Lageman sucks. O-zone is an inescapable gravity well of suck. The Moderators suck. The posters suck. . Foles sucks. The Lines suck. The Linebackers suck. The Secondary sucks. The offense sucks. Flip sucks. And Wash sucks so bad he's not worth mentioning, but I did, so he's even a failure at that.

In short, this game is a waste of your time, my time, the worlds time, and we should be ashamed for being here.

Game time is 4:05, let's all show up and cheer or TC might be mad at us!

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