We would have to get someone neutral to read off the pick because if not, it would go something like this:

"With their 1st pick of the 2021 NFL Draft, the Jacksonville Jaguars forum makes the most idiotic short-sighted selection in the history of the team. Some of us tried to talk sense into the fanboys with stars in their eyes, but noOoOoo, they had to go with meaningless numbers on a low ceiling player. *sigh* But anyway..."

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