About 25 or so years ago, me and a couple of friends would go clubbin almost every weekend. One Saturday night, we were at Shades in OP, closing it down. A little bit after last call, the lights came on and they started kickin everyone out.. Well, being full of beer, shots and god knows what else, I needed to take a leak before we all piled up in the car and either head to Famous Amos or IHop..

So, I'm in the bathroom standing at the urinal, and this big dude in a cowboy hat walked up behind me, drunk as hell, and says at the top of his voice, "I DON'T THINK I LIKE YOU, I'M GONNA KICK YO [BLEEP] BOY!!"

Me, standing there, drunk with my junk in my hand, looking over my shoulder, seeing this "cowboy" getting ready to clock me lol

All of a sudden, one of my dudes was pissin a few urinals down and saw everything.. While ole Cowboy was getting ready to punch me in the face, my buddy cold clocked him. It knocked the cowboy hat off his head and he fell backwards, unconscious.

I did the only thing I could do, after he fell, I just turned to the right a little and pissed on his face lolol

I don't know if that's an insult or not.. Could be misdemeanor though lolol

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