My attention span has become shorter and shorter.  I blame Youtube. 

Here's a pizza review, here's a cute dog, here's people saying dumb things, here's 5 minutes of a standup comedian, here's a bison running over a tourist, here's a 30-second highlight from a favorite TV show, here's Shohei Ohtani hitting his latest home run, here's how to play this chess opening, here's two men in a zebra costume getting attacked by a lion, here's a cute dachshund running through a field of flowers, here's a grizzly bear chasing an elk, here's a highlight from a great movie, here's a review of the latest electric car, here's a walking tour of Madrid, Spain (I could only last about 3 minutes), here's another Barstool Pizza Review, here's a grizzly bear chasing some tourists, here's 5 minutes on the Battle of Missionary Ridge, here's an elk chasing a grizzly bear, here's the greatest catches in baseball history, here's how to get squatters out of your rental house, here's the difference between Germans and Austrians, here's where a guy strung a bunch of lawn mowers together so he could mow a field, here's The Outlaw Josey Wales shooting someone, here are some people in a speed boat crashing into another speed boat, here's 5 minutes of Spanish lessons, 

That all came from my latest Youtube history.

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