Quote:With the draft pushed now into the second weekend of May, it means we get two more weeks of pontification from the draft "experts".

 

Their product and the product my 3 month old grandaughter produces are remarkably similar.


 

 

We get two more weeks of teams planting info to the media. Two more weeks of hearing what teams want to move up and move down.

Two more weeks of hearing from "AFC scout" or "NFC GM" about why a certain prospect is overrated. And with Twitter, it makes it even worse.

 

Same grandaughter has discovered her voice and makes more sense than above and smiles a lot more.


 

At a certain point every draft season, I start to suffer from draftlash. I love watching college football.

I like watching the combine. But once those are over, the draft coverage becomes intolerable.

Only five more weeks to go!

 

I recognize this syndrome, it is the dreaded PDZ.


This syndrome is cruel in that you will have a two week high at best.


 

PDZ (Pre Dead Zone) teases you, then leaves you in a funk of depression.


And just when your reserves and immune system is at it's lowest.


 

THE DEAD ZONE.


 

As your Doctor, I prescribe two fingers of good bourbon every 15 minutes until symptons abate or OTA's


 

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