(06-11-2025, 09:44 AM)Jag149 Wrote:

(06-11-2025, 08:57 AM)Sneakers Wrote: "Thanks, sprtsgod.  Sneakers here, up in the booth." 

"I see mikesez is also entered in the Backpedaling event, which he's won the last 5 consecutive seasons.  No serious contenders in sight there, so he's expected to wrap up the lifetime achievement award, retiring the Ultimate Denial trophy in his name forever." 

"The big question all our viewers are asking is, how he will enter.  We all know he's a liberal who identifies as a Republican.  Will he be competing in the TransParty category or officially move into Open and Unhinged division?"

"I see the door to his mom's basement opening now, back to you for live coverage of his posting."

The action is fast paced here. While the competitors catch their breath we will cut to our theme song as the contestants warm up

Closing time, open all the exit borders and let you out into the world
Closing time, turn all of the lights on over every illegal boy and every girl
Closing time, one last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer
Closing time, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here

I know who I want to go home.
I know who I want to go home.
I know who I want to go home.
We are going to take you home...