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Toby Gerhart: I can be 'dominant' for Jaguars

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04-29-2014, 11:31 AM

Post-Game Interviewer: "Toby, can you explain today's performance, we had the football today inside the 10 yard line three times, and on all three possessions, you managed to fumble the football, is this one of the things you learned from Adrian Peterson, I.E, the New Orleans Saints NFC Championship game a few years ago?"

 

Toby: "Son's of Jacksonville, I am Toby Gearhart. And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to write as free journalist, and free journalist you are! What will you do without freedom? Will you write?!?"

Journalist in the back: No! We will run.. to New England - and will write about the Patriots!

Toby: "Aye - write about the Jaguars and you may die... of laughter. Run.. and you will write about winners in New England...at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now...would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that...for one chance...just one chance! to come back here as young journalists, to say that they may have fled to a bandwagon city/team of fans that only appeared after 2001, but they will never take our....

Journalist in the front: Shut up Toby... just go home...tape a football around your hands and forearms...and carry it like it's a child....sheesh....
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Toby Gerhart: I can be 'dominant' for Jaguars - by 9thwardSlim - 04-28-2014, 08:23 PM
Toby Gerhart: I can be 'dominant' for Jaguars - by Caldrac - 04-29-2014, 11:31 AM
Toby Gerhart: I can be 'dominant' for Jaguars - by -ScrewDrvr- - 04-29-2014, 01:55 PM



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