Quote:Gabbert is similar to Brady, except he throws too many interceptions, has a much lower completion percentage, is scared to stand in the pocket, has jittery feet, fumbles when he's tackled, is a poor team leader, can't learn the offense, gets confused by the defense, doesn't handle blitzes very well, isn't respected by his teammates, has a weak arm, doesn't learn from his mistakes, has bad breath and doesn't bathe often.

Otherwise, they're carbon copies of each other.