Quote:While I see both of your points, gentlemen, I must remind you that though we are both equally of shared amounts of suck, our team plays in a division with the saints, falcons and panthers.

 

These are all evil men. Very evil.

 

We and we alone must be burdened with the task of containing that evil, lest it seep out into the rest of the NFL as it has this year and contaminate our sport! Ask yourselves, HOW LONG are we going to let our children, the children of the greatest state on earth, FLORIDA, be subjected to "CAAAAAAAAM......WOA-OAH, CAM!!!" or "WHO DAT?" To the DISGUSTING dirty bird dance, or the horrors of Mike Smith's Eyebrows??

 

Don't you fools see?! WE ARE THE ONLY HOPE FLORIDA HAS! Give us the pick, so that we may defend her from within the belly of the south...

 

Why, you jags wouldn't even know how to deal with them..........We still don't..............BUT WE WILL,

 

We ask you to win...win, so that we can lose, which means we win....which means you lose, but win!...by losing

 

Think it over, will you..?

 

*sits in swirly chair, wringing hands*