Quote:"Let me show you what we are accustomed to..." (A Raiders of the Lost Ark quote for the uninitiated)

 

Last in scoring offense with 86 points....14 points LESS THAN your Bucs when we have played one more game.

 

29th in rushing offense-five spots worse than your Bucs with one more game.

 

Last in total defense having allowed 264 points in 8 games...18 spots and 101 points more than your Bucs.

 

Last in rushing defense 26 spots lower than your wanna be bad Bucs.

 

18th in pass defense-compared to 11th overall ranking.

 

29th in sacks with 11-six sacks and 7 spots lower than your Bucs having played one more game.

 

Last in the league with 3 defensive INTs, 11 spots and half as many INTs are your Bucs-having played 1 more game.

 

A  minus 178 point differential after EIGHT GAMES, ranking DAL.  Your Bucs?  Minus 63 point differential after seven, ranking 29th.  Unless you guys manage to lose by 115 points, you won't catch us.

 

Seattle?!?  Pfffft.  Lost to them by over 20 already.

 

"You don't know what pain is!!!!!" 

 

"Do you really think you stand a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy Buccaneer?"

A (not so) wise coach once said. "STATS ARE FOR LOSERS!"

 

YOU don't know what pain is! You weren't there when we lost in 2005 and 07! When we cut Brooks unceremoniously and made Ronde barber ashsamed. WE diverse our choice of QB, and you do too....AFTER you wait in line behind our MRSA covered [BAD WORD REMOVED], Jaggy!

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