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Global Warming, er Climate Change is a National Security Threat

(This post was last modified: 07-21-2015, 08:05 PM by The Eleventh Doctor.)

Quote:I went outside today, and it was hot and humid.  That must be "odd" in Florida in July.  It simply MUST be that global warming climate change is happening because we all know that North Florida is never hot and humid in July.

 

I wonder how "abnormal" animals and insects have reacted to this.  They seem to be acting pretty normal to me.  Plants seem to be reacting to the global warming climate change supposedly taking place among us.  My garden is bearing vegetables and my fruit trees are growing fruit.  Once again my crop is going to yield too much, so I either take excesses (once again) to work, give away once again to neighbors or can some of the yield.  Anything left after that usually goes to food banks or some form of charity.

 

Some "scientist" came by to tell me that the water in my pool got low because of "global warming climate change".  He couldn't believe it when I explained to him that a hose had sprung a leak (which I fixed).  The low water in my pool had nothing to do with global warming climate change.  Guess what?  Rain came down and brought the water level up in my pool.  Imagine that, rain in Jacksonville Florida in the afternoon during the month of July.  Certainly this "strange" phenomena must be because of global warming climate change.
I ate today.  So much for world hunger


I don't have HIV either.  So that's gone.  Or cancer.


I was wrong about Trent Baalke. 
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Global Warming, er Climate Change is a National Security Threat - by The Eleventh Doctor - 07-21-2015, 07:43 PM



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