To clarify, when a player is on our team, you throw out the good plays and only rate them based on the bad plays. When a player is on another team, you throw out the bad plays and only rate them based on the good plays.

 

That way we can make up stupid derogatory nicknames for them when they are here and call them a beast when they go elsewhere.

 

We must at all times maintain a position where we can feel sorry for ourselves.

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