Quote:They couldn't have named him after Ted Kennedy.  Ted Kennedy was an Edward "ted".  Which doesn't make any sense.  But they're Kennedy's, they don't make sense.


Ted Bundy isn't even the Bundy you name your kids after.  That'd be Al.  

 

Teddy Roosevelt however... he was a Rough Rider.  And the Rough Riders left for Cuba from Florida.  But more importantly -- Roosevelt oversaw the building of the Panama Canal.  Now what leads to the entrance of the Panama Canal on the pacific end?  A bridge.  A bridge that happens to be over WATER.  Coincidence?  I THINK NOT!

 Teddy Roosevelt is not as cool as TB being Ted Kennedy's love child, named by his love sick mom, who once worked in the Miami compound of the Kennedy's and was promised things that could never be. Their interracial love would have destroyed Ted's presidential chances.

Plus it's Kennedy conspiracy month, so what's one more?

I do agree the kennedys were name crazy, Robert was Bobby, Edward was Teddy, John was Jack. And when we draft TB and he starts calling himself Will my theory will be proved correct

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