Quote: Teddy Roosevelt is not as cool as TB being Ted Kennedy's love child, named by his love sick mom, who once worked in the Miami compound of the Kennedy's and was promised things that could never be. Their interracial love would have destroyed Ted's presidential chances.

Plus it's Kennedy conspiracy month, so what's one more?

I do agree the kennedys were name crazy, Robert was Bobby, Edward was Teddy, John was Jack. And when we draft TB and he starts calling himself Will my theory will be proved correct

If we need a Kennedy conspiracy theory, we're going the wrong way!  Johnny Manziel is the love child of John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe.  


-John F. Kennedy was just 6 feet tall.  Johnny Football?  Also six feet tall.  JUST LIKE HIS FATHER

-Both are named John

-John F. Kennedy was killed in Texas.  Where was Johnny Manziel born?  Texas

-Monroe and Manziel both start with M

-The Kennedy family is, as you say, crazy with names.  Quarterbacks however go by last names.  People don't call Johnny Manziel Manziel much, they call him Johnny Football.  Which makes no sense.


After his mother's death, Johnny was cryogenically frozen until such a time that the Kennedy curse had gone away.  Note how his family became wealthy because of Oil.  Which was probably secured by the Kennedy's so the son of JFK could grow up to be successful.  Also like his father he played Golf at one time.  

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