Quote:Given the demonstrated ineptitude of our fans and their inability to reason wholesomely, and gain some belief in their team, I would venture to say that even a somewhat less than 100% luck is capable of shattering their already putrefying psyche . We tend to make questionable teams look pretty good too, in our view of them, and dish out immeasurable ill vibes towards our team. I would be thrilled for us to gain an unexpected victory in Indy, but I have an immense inferior complex, so I'm still very much in favor of the dolts once again handing us a big, fat, loss, to solidify my sense of shame.

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