Please, Bortles detractors (because he sucks and is horrible and wishes he was as good as Garrard) help me with this list. I am going to write down all of the teams in the league and whether or not they would take Bortles over their starting QB, going forward. Your job is to tell me what an idiot I am and how horrible Blaine Bortles is. Let us begin:

 

Indianapolis Colts: Probably not


Tennessee Titans: I tend to think so, but i will say no due to newness


Houston Texans: Obviously

Jacksonville Jaguars: Yes...?


 

Miami Dolphins: Yes


Buffalo Bills: Absolutely


New York Jets: Without a doubt


New England Patriots: The way NE bids adieu to aging vets I will say there is a possibility, but I will err on the side of not because...well...Tom Brady


 

Cleveland Browns: Clearly


Pittsburgh Steelers: No


Baltimore Ravens: Hmmmmm....maybe

Cincinnati Bengals: I think so but I'll say possibly

 

Kansas City Chiefs: Yes


Oakland Raiders: I'll call it a push

Denver Broncos: Yep


San Diego Chargers: I think yes


 

Arizona Cardinals: Yes


St Louis Rams: Yessir


San Francisco 49ers: Yeah


Seattle Seahawks: Yes, but I will say no due to the popular misbelief that Russell Wilson is a top tier QB. 


 

Chicago Bears:
Yes


Detroit Lions: Yep


Minnesota Vikings: Yes, but I'll say maybe

Green Bay Packers: No


 

Carolina Panthers: Maybe

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: No based on newness


New Orleans Saints: Yes


Atlanta Falcons: Probably not


 

Washington Redskins: Definitely


New York Giants: Yes


Philadelphia Eagles: Oh yeah


Dallas Cowboys: I actually think yes


 

 

So, EXTREMELY conservatively 60% of the league would love to have Bortles over their QB. If we split the difference of the teams I consider a push (5 divided by two - 2.5 plus the 18 - 20.5 divided by 32) 64% of the teams in the league. So again, VERY CONSERVATIVELY, as I don't want to come off as a homer, approximately 2/3 of the league would take BBINT over their QB.

 

And if I am being honest, IMO the only teams that would stand pat with their QBs over Blain Bortles would be:

Green Bay Packers

Atlanta Falcons

Indianapolis Colts

New England Patriots

Pittsburgh Steelers

 

So in my opinion, 85% of the league would take Biff Bortles over their QB situation.

 

Please explain to me where I was wrong, how I am an idiot, and how bad #5 is. I'll take your response off-air. Thx.

 

 

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