Quote:Are you guys married to each other?

I'll never forget the day we met. He was roller skating across the landing wearing just body paint and a colorful flag somehow attached towards his rear. It was such a majestic sight. I had on my usual. Skinny jeans, a t shirt that said "I've got a high five with your name on it" an ascot and sailor hat. We finally locked eyes and both were instantly hypnotized. He ended up rolling right into a pole and fell. I was right there to his rescue. He was crying and holding his hurt shoulder. I told him not to worry, I know CPR. So I gave him mouth to mouth. Surely, that's proper protocol for a bruised shoulder on such a stud. He asked if he can thank me by taking me to dinner. I of course said yes. We had no cars, so he gave me a piggy back ride as we skated off into the sunset.

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