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The All Encompassing Thanksgiving Thread

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<div>What was the age of the Chick, I'm pretty sure you can cross reference species of the female variety. She may have had hot flashes from menopause, and when she rolls over, the other side is always colder (Always). If you expect my help, you are going to need to post more details about the breast exam ... the breast were 170 degrees, or they read 170 words per minute? That part was very confusing ... "The Thing Had To Come Out"? (those are your words, not mine) Out of what?
 
You would be much wiser next year to purchase your Chick on the street corner like the rest of us. Black Friday deals are unbeatable ... You can even get 2 for 1 in some areas. Then again, age does seem to play a factor into the pricing. 2 old Hens are still cheaper than a healty Chick that doesn't have that mental pause disease. :blink:
 

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Hmm...perhaps if I truss it up in a gimp suit and use baby oil next year...

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The All Encompassing Thanksgiving Thread - by homebiscuit - 11-29-2013, 09:32 PM



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