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If You Win the Powerball Tonight...

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Well, it's over and I didn't win.  I did have my day planned though;

 

  7:00 am  Breakfast at Cracker Barrel (love their blueberry pancakes).

  8:00 am  Claim the jackpot.

  9:00 am  Call Shahid, make a deal to buy the team.

10:00 am  Sign the deal, assume ownership.

10:02 am  Thanks Gus for his service, tell him he's been reassigned to an exciting

                  new position promoting the new ice cream factory at the stadium we'll be building at the

                  stadium. Ben & Jerry started in an old gas station, why not?

10:05 am  Yell out "SOMEONE GET TOM COUGHLIN ON THE PHONE"

11:00 am  Wave goodbye to LEO.

12:00 pm  Hold a press conference, promise the fans the team will remain in Jacksonville forever.

 1:00 pm   Call Goodell, tell him I want out of the London commitment.  Sorry to disappoint the fans over

                 there, but I want a Superbowl way more than the extra profit.  No one who's all about winning

                 would ever voluntarily give up a home game.

  2:00 pm  Announce a fan contest for a new uniform design featuring TEAL  (nice prize for the winner).

  3:00 pm  Send Meyers to the grocery store to pick up a ham.  If he comes back with a shank portion,

                 he's history.

  4:00 pm  Show Tom his new/old office.

  5:00 pm  Tell the players and staff they're ALL going to spend one hour after every home game signing

                 autographs and taking pictures with the fans.

  6:00 pm  At dark, combine 53 hideous. mustard-colored uniforms, 2 gallons of gas and 1 match in a

                 dumpster in a  parking lot outside the stadium.

 

 

 

 

 


When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.
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If You Win the Powerball Tonight... - by EricC85 - 01-13-2016, 09:10 PM
If You Win the Powerball Tonight... - by pirkster - 01-13-2016, 09:34 PM
If You Win the Powerball Tonight... - by Jagwired - 01-13-2016, 09:40 PM
If You Win the Powerball Tonight... - by TJBender - 01-13-2016, 09:41 PM
If You Win the Powerball Tonight... - by BigJag57 - 01-13-2016, 10:01 PM
If You Win the Powerball Tonight... - by knarnn - 01-13-2016, 10:46 PM
If You Win the Powerball Tonight... - by Ringo - 01-13-2016, 10:47 PM
If You Win the Powerball Tonight... - by BklynJag - 01-13-2016, 10:55 PM
If You Win the Powerball Tonight... - by CSO14 - 01-13-2016, 11:54 PM
If You Win the Powerball Tonight... - by ibjagged - 01-13-2016, 11:57 PM
If You Win the Powerball Tonight... - by pirkster - 01-14-2016, 12:00 AM
If You Win the Powerball Tonight... - by ibjagged - 01-14-2016, 12:05 AM
If You Win the Powerball Tonight... - by BklynJag - 01-14-2016, 12:26 AM
If You Win the Powerball Tonight... - by NacD - 01-14-2016, 01:06 AM
If You Win the Powerball Tonight... - by BigJag57 - 01-14-2016, 01:22 AM
If You Win the Powerball Tonight... - by NacD - 01-14-2016, 01:59 AM
If You Win the Powerball Tonight... - by RicoTx - 01-14-2016, 09:26 AM
If You Win the Powerball Tonight... - by BklynJag - 01-14-2016, 10:58 AM
If You Win the Powerball Tonight... - by TJBender - 01-14-2016, 02:48 PM
If You Win the Powerball Tonight... - by knarnn - 01-15-2016, 12:51 AM
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