Quote:I awoke from bed this morning with a strange unfamiliar feeling inside me. Was it a sign of things to come today? A sign of a magnificent victory or a brutal defeat? I wasn't sure. Perhaps this was the day the Jaguar overcome a mighty foe for the first time in many moons. I wasn't sure. With a heavy heart I somehow managed to drag myself down to the kitchen to try remedy this strange feeling, a good cup of tea would surely fix it. So I threw on the kettle, went to sit down on the couch but as I sat an enormous blast of wind unleased itself from my backside , hitting my cat square in its soft feline face and waking up half the house. The strange feeling was gone...of that I was sure...