April Fools Draft:

 


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<div>EDGE TACO CHARLTON
MICHIGAN


If only we played on Tuesdays, we could have Taco Tuesdays.

 
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<div style="font-size:26px;">35: R2P3

<div>EDGE TANOH KPASSAGNON
VILLANOVA


Good luck pronouncing this one, whoever announces this pick.  Actually it doesn't look that hard to pronounce.
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<div style="font-size:26px;">68: R3P4
 

<div>CB CORN ELDER
MIAMI


Option 1: OG

Option 2: OT

Option 3: CORN

We went with corn.
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<div style="font-size:26px;">110: R4P3
 

<div>TE JAKE BUTT
MICHIGAN


He'll be the Butt of everyone's jokes.

 
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<div style="font-size:26px;">148: R5P4
 

<div>S WESTON STEELHAMMER
AIR FORCE


You have to admit this is an AWESOME name.

 
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<div style="font-size:26px;">187: R6P3
 

<div>RB ELIJAH HOOD
NORTH CAROLINA


Wait, I thought this was Elijah Wood.  You know the little hobbit guy.  The guy who was almost killed by the Home Alone Kid.

 
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<div style="font-size:26px;">222: R7P4
 

<div>S FISH SMITHSON
KANSAS


Taco, Corn, and Fish.  Sounds like a school lunch menu.  Also this name sounds like one of those fake names you make up when you look at something and go... "My name?  It's... Door.  Door Computerman."  Also try to say the name five times fast.

 
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<div style="font-size:26px;">240: R7P22

<div>LB PRAISE MARTIN-OGUIKE
TEMPLE


This pick should earn much Praise.
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