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Favorite Sayings

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If my aunt had balls she would be my uncle.

That dumb [BLEEP] couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions written on the bottom.

Every now and then I'll take a sick day at work and tell them that I have "anal glaucoma".  Can't see my [BLEEP] going to work today.


There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Favorite Sayings - by The Real Marty - 05-22-2019, 04:22 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by MalabarJag - 05-22-2019, 05:18 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by EricC85 - 05-22-2019, 05:55 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by homebiscuit - 05-22-2019, 06:46 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by The Drifter - 05-22-2019, 07:23 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by MarleyJag - 05-22-2019, 08:36 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by Jagsfan4life9/28/82 - 05-23-2019, 03:58 AM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by homebiscuit - 05-23-2019, 07:39 AM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by RicoTx - 05-23-2019, 08:32 AM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by NYC4jags - 05-23-2019, 08:44 AM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by Caldrac - 05-23-2019, 08:56 AM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by Mikey - 05-23-2019, 10:22 AM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by homebiscuit - 05-23-2019, 12:29 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by Deacon - 05-23-2019, 02:16 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by jagibelieve - 05-23-2019, 02:45 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by Sneakers - 05-23-2019, 10:25 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by Senor Fantastico - 05-23-2019, 11:39 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by flsprtsgod - 05-24-2019, 07:45 AM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by Mikey - 05-24-2019, 09:33 AM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by TrivialPursuit - 05-24-2019, 09:36 AM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by Caldrac - 05-24-2019, 09:57 AM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by homebiscuit - 05-24-2019, 10:47 AM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by The Drifter - 05-24-2019, 01:30 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by The Real Marty - 05-24-2019, 04:15 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by TJBender - 05-24-2019, 04:54 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by Jags - 05-24-2019, 06:15 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by Jagsfan4life9/28/82 - 05-25-2019, 04:06 AM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by NH3 - 05-25-2019, 01:14 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by Caldrac - 05-25-2019, 01:55 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by flsprtsgod - 05-26-2019, 08:33 AM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by Jags - 05-25-2019, 02:27 PM
Favorite Sayings - by Caldrac - 05-26-2019, 04:57 AM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by The Real Marty - 05-26-2019, 10:34 AM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by flsprtsgod - 05-26-2019, 02:13 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by rollerjag - 05-27-2019, 12:06 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by americus 2.0 - 05-27-2019, 11:30 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by The Real Marty - 05-30-2019, 08:12 AM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by Deacon - 06-03-2019, 01:57 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by PF* - 06-03-2019, 03:40 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by MarleyJag - 06-05-2019, 09:07 PM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by Mikey - 06-06-2019, 08:39 AM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by Kane - 06-06-2019, 11:04 AM
RE: Favorite Sayings - by The Real Marty - 06-06-2019, 11:28 AM



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