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Favorite Sayings

#1

Here are some of my favorite sayings:  

Lead, follow, or get out of the way.

Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.  

You have any favorite sayings?
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#2

Adventure is agony in retrospect.



                                                                          

"Why should I give information to you when all you want to do is find something wrong with it?"
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#3

Hold my beer
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#4
(This post was last modified: 05-22-2019, 06:49 PM by homebiscuit.)

My wife says I “never listen” to her, or something like that.
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#5
(This post was last modified: 05-22-2019, 09:34 PM by The Drifter.)

"Courage is doing something you are afraid to do. Without fear, there is no courage" Capt. Eddie Rickenbacher

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" Hunter S Thompson
Me sarcastic? No couldn't be. I am much too dim witted to grasp the quaint subtleties of such potent mockery!!!
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#6

"Don't confuse activity with progress."

"[censored], even in the future, nothing works!" (Dark Helmet from Space Balls)

"Don't count the days, make the days count." - Muhammad Ali
I'm condescending. That means I talk down to you.
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#7

It's like a sore penis, you can't beat it!
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#8

Git ‘er done.
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#9

What the [BLEEP]?

No [BLEEP]?
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#10

Another round, please?
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#11
(This post was last modified: 05-23-2019, 08:58 AM by Caldrac.)

When people say life's not fair. "Well, some people in hell want ice water". I lost count of how many times my dad threw this at us growing up.

When someone asks you for something and you don't care to hear it. "Well, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it".

When someone has a [BLEEP] opinion. "Well, opinions are like buttholes. Everyone has one".

When people try to force things physically or conceptually but you know it won't work. "Well, you can't fit 15 pounds of crap in a 10 pound bag".

And then some of my personal favorites that my Grandfather used to throw at us growing up. Which I don't know if it's just a saying in general. But he would say "You reckon you'll ever amount to anything?" or he would say "You ain't no good! And you never will be!". Miss ya Pop!
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"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."
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#12

One we use with the kids a bunch when that four-letter F word comes up...."Fair? Fair comes once a year and smells like cow dung."

I like to refer to dummies as 3-watt light bulbs, cuz they ain't bright.

and of course PEBCAK when the boss asks me to help resize their desktop display for the eleventeenth time.
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#13

Watch this.
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#14

There is no substitute for horsepower. And horsepower is no substitute for time.
I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!
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#15

If my aunt had balls she would be my uncle.

That dumb [BLEEP] couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions written on the bottom.

Every now and then I'll take a sick day at work and tell them that I have "anal glaucoma".  Can't see my [BLEEP] going to work today.


There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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#16

Moving at the speed of government.

We're better than our record.

Hope is not a plan.
When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.
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#17

Don't piss in my popcorn 

I'd rather [BLEEP] in my hands and clap
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#18

[BLEEP] you. [BLEEP] you. [BLEEP] you. Next!
“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

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#19

Some sports -related ones that apply to everyday life:

"Sometimes you have to go slow to go fast"
"In order to finish first, you must first finish."

with regard to Bernie Kosar's mobility: "He's slower than erosion"
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#20

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

Totally true, sad and messed up.
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