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Gardner wins Snickers "Hungriest Player of the Year Award"

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01-30-2020, 08:05 AM

(01-29-2020, 04:28 PM)USCG_JAG Wrote:
(01-28-2020, 09:05 PM)Jags Wrote: I definitely see some endorsements in his future.  He’s got too much charisma and flair not to be selling stuff to us we don’t need. Here’s to hoping he gets a few endorsements.  The kid deserves it.

I can see it

Scene: 
TIAA Bank Field jags down by six points with the final minutes of 4th quarter winding down.

Doug Marrone: “Gardener! What’s wrong with you!?”

Camera pans to field and Uncle Rico is on the field

Uncle Rico: pointing to the D-Line of the opposing team “Idk coach, I’m hungry and I’m not feeling myself... I can’t throw this ball over them there mountains right now”

Doug throws a Snicker

Uncle Rico catches it and takes a bite, then morphs into Minshew in full jags uniform 

“Thanks coach!”

Minshew throws winning touchdown as time expires.

Nice copy and scene, is this your day job?
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