That's a ham fisted way to go about this.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Does a cows legs have calves?

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Blakes Life Matters

Does a cows legs have calves?

 

I don't know, but a cow that just gave birth got decaffeinated.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

He can get down in a 2 point stance and shoot off that line like a bottle rocket

 

No question that he can launch it, but what about his temperament?  I hear he has a short fuse.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Why was Cinderella not good at soccer?

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TravC59, aka JacksJags. @TravC59 on Twitter
;
; "This is really good, you want a bite, Honey?"

The only reason Texas doesn't fall into the Gulf of Mexico is because Oklahoma sucks so hard.

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Whoever has my copy of Microsoft Office...

 

I will find you, you have my Word!

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

Whoever has my copy of Microsoft Office...


I will find you, you have my Word!

EXCELlent.

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EXCELlent.

 

Thanks, I have a new Outlook on things..

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

You should've removed their Access to your computer, get the PowerPoint? Well make a OneNote for next time.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Thanks, I have a new Outlook on things..

Good, glad you have a new Visio on life.

 

The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.

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I stand corrected!!

 

.....said the man in the orthopaedic shoe.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

I had a midget sneer at me as he was climbing down the fence while escaping a prison.


I found him to be a little con descending.

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Signature goes here.

Thanks, I have a new Outlook on things..

I'm gonna Photoshop these jokes to make them funnier.

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Only a chump boos the home team!

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!”...

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

I just flew in from the battered women's shelter and boy are my arms tired.

Nice one.

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