Why do we not have a terrible jokes thread?...

 

That needs to be changes so here we go...

 

Jumper Cable walks into a bar, Bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything.."

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

Okay, I'll play.


Super abridged version:


There's a bare with a sign that says "No strings allowed"


After his two other string friends gets kicked out the third string ties himself in a knot and messes up his ends.

Bartender says "Hey! Aren't you a string?

String replies "Nope, I'm a frayed knot"


That one is better told than typed, (afraid not)

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What does a female titans fan say after sex?

 

Get off me pa, you're crushin my smokes.

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Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 

Gene Smith

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What did the guy say when he discovered a fake noodle?


IT'S AN IMPASTA!!!!

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What did the daddy buffalo say to the son buffalo on his first day of school?


Bye son.

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Knock knock.


Who's there?


Smell mop


Smell mop who?


EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW.

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Knock knock


Who's there?


Hatch


Hatch who?


BLESS YOU.

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All I got for now

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Voice of the Jaguars


Frank Frangie

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Voice of the Jaguars


Frank Frangie

/Thread

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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't I've cut off your arms!"

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

A bear walks into a bar, says "Give me a.....................beer."


Bartender replies "What's with the big paws?"

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“It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.”
― Albert Camus

A hamburger walks into a bar and says "Give me a beer."


Bartender replies "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

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“It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.”
― Albert Camus

RIP Boiled water - you will be mist.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

Knock knock


Who's there?


I eat mop


I eat mop who?


Then you just laugh cause it sounds like I eat my poo



Got that off the internet but I've been having fun with it all day!

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Knock knock


Who's there?


I eat mop


I eat mop who?


Then you just laugh cause it sounds like I eat my poo



Got that off the internet but I've been having fun with it all day!

 

I think that's an accent-based one :woot: 

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

Two ducks walked into a bar.

 

The third one ducked.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Why is 6 afraid of 7?



Because 7 8 9.

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