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Man Files Motion To Marry His Laptop Computer

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#21
05-08-2014, 08:51 AM

Quote:Homus biscuitius impotento.


You won't be reproducing for a while!
 

Too late, I already have 5 spawn in the world.  Mwahahahahaha!
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#22
05-08-2014, 08:51 AM (This post was last modified: 05-08-2014, 08:54 AM by homebiscuit.)

Quote:Why did my biscuit all of a sudden change flavor?
 

DF took my mojo. All biscuits will now be a little less buttery.

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#23
05-08-2014, 10:49 AM

Quote:DF took my mojo. All biscuits will now be a little less buttery.



Paula Deen just started weeping and she has no idea why!
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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05-08-2014, 11:05 AM (This post was last modified: 05-08-2014, 11:17 AM by Deacon.)

Quote:DF took my mojo. All biscuits will now be a little less buttery.
 

That's the most evil thing I can imagine.

 

<p style="margin-left:40px;">:Edited to avoid waking the Dragon:

I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!
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05-08-2014, 11:16 AM

Quote:That's - quite possibly - the most evil thing I can imagine.
Better edit this post before I take yours too.
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#26
05-08-2014, 12:17 PM

Quote:Another erroneous use of reductio ad absurdum.
this reminds me that I have a Logic final tomorrow.. My graduation depends on it.
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#27
05-08-2014, 02:45 PM

Conan O'Brien: A Florida man went to court for the right to marry his laptop computer. He wants to marry his laptop. He said it’s just like a wife because whenever he brings it into bed, it freezes.



 
Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.
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05-08-2014, 03:28 PM

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Conan O'Brien: A Florida man went to court for the right to marry his laptop computer. He wants to marry his laptop. He said it’s just like a wife because whenever he brings it into bed, it freezes.

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