Secret Service gun battle at local hotel, White House intern shot!

 

While standing post outside a Washington hotel room, former President Clinton's security detail reacted quickly to an apparent assignation attempt.  A para-military type squad, carrying sniper rifles, was seen moving through the hotel, closing in on the room where Mr. Clinton was interviewing a young female intern. As it turns out, these men were also Secret Service, acting under the instructions of President Clinton.  One agent, who refused to be identified, said their orders were very specific; "We were told to get into a firing position as soon as he got into a firing position.  If we heard a zipper, we were immediately authorized to shoot .  When I asked the President what we should do if the target was already down, she screamed, 'NOT HER YOU IDIOT, HIM. SHOOT HIM!!! 

 

Many guns are drawn, but in the end, Bill fired off the only round. 

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Human sacrifice...


...cats and dogs living together...


Mass hysteria!!


Side note, can one of you mods get j the IT people to fix the YouTube problem.

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Higher taxes.

Amnesty.

Massive increase in the wage gap due to influx of cheap labor from amnesty and entrance into TPP.

Continued job loss to cheaper 2nd and 3rd-world nations due to outsourcing, corporate inversion, and expanded visa usage.

Wall-street will grow larger than ever before as a result.

End of the small-to-medium sized business due to extreme federal wage increase, insurance costs, and inability to compete with large businesses.

IRS will never be audited and will continue to artificially manipulate the market by forcing interest rates low.

End of the small-to-medium sized banks due to inability to compete with large banks and low-interest rates.

Numbers in poverty and using food-stamps will continue to skyrocket.

Labor participation rate will continue its decline.

Federal regulation on ammunition.

Federal regulation on mag-size.

Ban of "Assault" rifles and high-caliber pistols.

Creation of safe spaces on public grounds (ie segregation).

Open borders between Canada and Mexico with the creation of the North American Union.

Race relations will continue to plummet.

Continued increase in domestic terrorist attacks.

Housing ownership will continue it's collapse.

The total abandonment of nuclear energy and clean coal as an option.

Increased education budget with zero improvement.

Medical insurance monopolies will continue to make a fortune off healthcare while costs skyrocket.

War with Syria and any other ME nation that decides it wants "democracy".

War with Russia over Ukraine (or more failed posturing).

 

 

a-atleast college is "free" and w-we can make $15 an hour, r-right guys?

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Business as usual because presidents are irrelevant

Not exactly, but much less relevant than most Americans believe/understand

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It won't. The "Trump Backers" are pretty much partisan voters that will vote for the R no matter who it is. You know, they do love the R party. There are a few Ted Cruz supporters that might vote for Donald, but I'll bet that a vast majority of them either won't vote or will vote for a third party candidate. The remaining ones will vote simply because of the R.

Fixed it.

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I guess you can add Texas secession to a Hillary presidency.

 

http://www.chron.com/news/politics/elect...146807.php

 

#Texit

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Might have to trade my Crocs for some cowboy boots.

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I guess you can add Texas secession to a Hillary presidency.

 

http://www.chron.com/news/politics/elect...146807.php

 

#Texit

 

 In December, the firm discovered 30 percent - about one out of three - Republican primary voters supported bombing Agrabah, the fictional Arabian city from Aladdin.

 

Awesome.

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 In December, the firm discovered 30 percent - about one out of three - Republican primary voters supported bombing Agrabah, the fictional Arabian city from Aladdin.

 

Awesome.

 

Is this pre or post-Jafar?

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Clinton enters into contract with Pay-Per-View to broadcast her Inauguration Speech.  All proceeds go to the Clinton Foundation.  Shortly thereafter, Chelsea buys a house in the Hampton's.

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At Hillary's request, the New York Lottery offers a new scratch-off ticket called "Win a Night in the Lincoln Bedroom".  Proceeds go to the Clinton Foundation, which uses the funds to buy an apartment in Trump Towers.  All incoming refugees get a free night in the Big Apple, courtesy of a government program unofficially known as "In Your Face Donald".

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Clinton enters into contract with Pay-Per-View to broadcast her Inauguration Speech.  All proceeds go to the Clinton Foundation.  Shortly thereafter, Chelsea buys a house in the Hampton's.

You forgot "Executive Order to subsidize the cost of the PPV for all households making under $225,000 per year."

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato