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Would you rather sweat mayonnaise or be physically attracted to furniture?

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02-24-2017, 11:41 PM

Quote:I have an excuse.. Nyquil and multiple shots of Jagermeeeeeeeester
 

 

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02-24-2017, 11:46 PM

A sober mind is the most dangerous kind of all

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#23
02-24-2017, 11:53 PM

Quote:If I'm attracted to furniture, I'm most likely single.


If you had either one of these afflictions, you'd be single.
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02-25-2017, 12:04 AM (This post was last modified: 02-25-2017, 12:05 AM by JackCity.)

Quote:If you had either one of these afflictions, you'd be single.
Unless his woman is a tacks fan

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02-25-2017, 12:10 AM

Quote:Unless his woman is a tacks fan


We don't like to think about them.
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02-25-2017, 09:01 AM

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#27
02-25-2017, 10:17 AM

Physically attracted to furniture. Mayo is one of the most disgusting things on this planet. Right up there with mustard.
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02-25-2017, 03:30 PM

Quote:Physically attracted to furniture. Mayo is one of the most disgusting things on this planet. Right up there with mustard.
 

Surely you're not American?...
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02-25-2017, 03:44 PM

Garlic Mayo is a quality condiment
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02-25-2017, 04:19 PM

Quote:Garlic Mayo is a quality condiment
 

Especially over doner meat with chilli sauce.
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02-25-2017, 04:28 PM

Quote:Especially over doner meat with chilli sauce.


Ahhh stop, I'm a recovering kebab addict and that was my favourite one.
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02-25-2017, 04:38 PM

Quote:Ahhh stop, I'm a recovering kebab addict and that was my favourite one.
 

I had one this afternoon (sober!), my excuse is that I was on nights last night and tonight..
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02-25-2017, 05:29 PM

Quote:Surely you're not American?...


Born and raised New Yorker. Well, Western NY, close to Canada
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02-25-2017, 05:33 PM

Quote:Born and raised New Yorker. Well, Western NY, close to Canada
 

I've never heard of an American who doesn't like mayo/mustard. The latter moreso.

 

Next you'll be telling me you don't like burgers or pancakes!
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02-25-2017, 06:28 PM

Quote:I've never heard of an American who doesn't like mayo/mustard. The latter moreso.


Next you'll be telling me you don't like burgers or pancakes!


Haha yeah people think I'm crazy when I tell them I don't like those, especially mustard. They look at me like I'm from outer space when I order a sub without either on there.


I love me some burgers and pancakes though!
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02-25-2017, 06:38 PM

Quote:Haha yeah people think I'm crazy when I tell them I don't like those, especially mustard. They look at me like I'm from outer space when I order a sub without either on there.


I love me some burgers and pancakes though!
 

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02-26-2017, 01:00 AM

Quote:I had one this afternoon (sober!), my excuse is that I was on nights last night and tonight..
Thanks pal, you basically forced me to order one earlier
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02-26-2017, 01:12 AM

Quote:Thanks pal, you basically forced me to order one earlier
 

It's what I'm here for.

 

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#39
03-01-2017, 01:19 AM

Totes Mayo

 

And what the hell is wrong with you.

 

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03-05-2017, 05:57 PM

Quote:I've never heard of an American who doesn't like mayo/mustard. The latter moreso.


Next you'll be telling me you don't like burgers or pancakes!


I hate both give me ketchup and hot sauce
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