Would you rather sweat mayonnaise or to be sexually attracted to furniture(you would still keep your current sexuality)?


This is tougher than the last one. I mean imagine how bad you would stink and how many clothes would get destroyed by the mayo sweat? Is that worse than being aroused by a curvy Scandinavian sofa or a sharp angular German rocking chair?


Hard to say

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Why can't it be both? 

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Ponder this: Sweat mayonnaise. Bottle it. Sell it as "gluten free organic ethically produced blah blah blah" Profit!!

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Ponder this: Sweat mayonnaise. Bottle it. Sell it as "gluten free organic ethically produced blah blah blah" Profit!!

Or Budweiser, either way.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

I obviously don't do enough drugs.

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Ponder this: Sweat mayonnaise. Bottle it. Sell it as "gluten free organic ethically produced blah blah blah" Profit!!

I hadn't considered the dip element of it all. You'd save hundreds in buying dip and could make money at BBQs or games selling the mayo to hungry crowds.

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Why can't it be both?

For the purpose of debate it has to be one of the other.


Although I do see the joy in sweating some mayo all over a nice leather suite.

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Too easy.

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Love seats, comforters, recliners, its all there

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Too easy.

Which one you got?

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Love seats, comforters, recliners, its all there

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Which one you got?

what is the downside for furniture attraction?

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Furniture would never say no, so I'll take the attraction to furniture. It's less embarrassing, because you could keep it a secret, unless you leave stains.

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what is the downside for furniture attraction?

Tough burden to live with and ever be truly comfortable in a room.  

 

Constant erections in tons of public settings ( more than usual)

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Furniture would never say no, so I'll take the attraction to furniture. It's less embarrassing, because you could keep it a secret, unless you leave stains.

You'd have to explain to your wife why your taking so many trips to the furniture store all of a sudden.

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Mayo.. Especially if it was Dukes.. Would make the bologna and bread in my pants pocket taste better..


Yeah.. I'd risk cheating on Davenport for that..

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Drugs are bad...as evidenced by this thread.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I obviously don't do enough drugs.

It seems I don't either.

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Drugs are bad...as evidenced by this thread.

I have an excuse.. Nyquil and multiple shots of Jagermeeeeeeeester

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You'd have to explain to your wife why your taking so many trips to the furniture store all of a sudden.

 

 

If I'm attracted to furniture, I'm most likely single.

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