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#61
06-08-2016, 10:16 PM

WHat do you call a deer with no eyes?

 

No idea.

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#62
06-08-2016, 10:17 PM

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

 

Still no idea.

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#63
06-08-2016, 10:18 PM

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitals?

 

STILL NO [BLEEP] IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!

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#64
06-08-2016, 11:20 PM

What's red and silver and crawls into walls?

 

 

 

 

 

 

A baby with forks in its' eyes. EYYYY OOOOO

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06-09-2016, 12:32 AM (This post was last modified: 06-09-2016, 12:32 AM by JackCity.)

Quote:What's red and silver and crawls into walls?







A baby with forks in its' eyes. EYYYY OOOOO
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Whats pink ,bubbles and screams at the window?





A baby in a microwave.
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#66
06-09-2016, 12:34 PM

Why doesn't Blaine Gabbert answer his phone?

 

 

 

He can't find the receiver.

When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.
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#67
06-09-2016, 05:20 PM

What do you have if you put two Jags board members in the basement?

 

 

A whine cellar....

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#68
06-09-2016, 05:30 PM

How do you keep Toby Gerhart out of your back yard?

 

 

 

Put up goal posts.

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#69
06-15-2016, 06:46 AM

What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhinoceros?


Elephino. ('ell if I know)
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#70
06-15-2016, 01:36 PM

What do you cal a guy with no arms and no legs under a car?

 

Jack.

I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!
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#71
06-15-2016, 01:48 PM

Quote:What do you cal a guy with no arms and no legs under a car?


Jack.


In the water?


Bob
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#72
06-15-2016, 01:49 PM

And since we've gone there...


A girl with one leg shorter than the other?


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#73
06-15-2016, 02:05 PM

What's brown and black and looks good on your ex wife's lawyer?

 

 

 

 

A Doberman Pinscher.

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#74
06-15-2016, 02:36 PM

Quote:In the water?


Bob
 In a hole?

 

Phil

 

 

(makes more sense if you say it out loud)
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#75
06-15-2016, 02:46 PM

At your door?


Matt
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#76
06-15-2016, 02:47 PM

On the wall?


Art
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#77
06-15-2016, 03:05 PM

At the edge of mountain?


Cliff
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#78
06-15-2016, 03:07 PM

2 guys in a window?


Curt n Rod
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#79
06-15-2016, 03:07 PM

On the ground at the mall?


Mark
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#80
06-15-2016, 03:27 PM

I've got a really stupid one but I'm afraid I'll end up getting a warning.


I'll give you the punch line


Because their knee grows.
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