Or maybe his calf injury resulted in a concussion. IDK.

Maybe someone will believe me one day. Leg concussions are no laughing matter. Ask Teddy Bridgewater.

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"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."

JFC...Care to elaborate?

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Have you seen my baseball?

Contusion?

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JFC...Care to elaborate?

 

*sarcasm* Schefter just got his hands on the medical report regarding Ivory

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Whether someone has a liberal, or conservative viewpoint, a authoritative figure should not lock a thread for the sole purpose to get the last word in all the while prohibiting someone else from being able to respond.

*sarcasm* Schefter just got his hands on the medical report regarding Ivory

Eye sea what u did their

 

Ya boy got a bad case of da clap oi

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Usually I'm a pretty good sarcasm detector...I must be getting old.

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Have you seen my baseball?

<a class="" href='https://twitter.com/APMarkLong'>Mark LongVerified account ‏@APMarkLong </a> <a class="" href='https://twitter.com/APMarkLong/status/775385419848359937' title="1:27 PM - 12 Sep 2016">56m56 minutes ago</a>

<p class="">Jaguars says RB Chris Ivory remains in hospital and his status to play at SD is in question

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“I talked to him before [we went to the hospital] and I talked to him afterward,” Bradley said. “He was down, obviously, not being able to play in the game and afterward. He just wants to get better.”


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Asked if Ivory could miss extended time, Bradley said: “I wish I could say. I can’t tell you that right now. I’m going to meet with our trainers [later today]. I know he’s feeling a little bit better; to what degree, I’m not sure right now.”

<a class="bbc_url" href='http://m.jacksonville.com/opinion/blog/544821/ryan-ohalloran/2016-09-12/jaguars-rb-chris-ivory-remains-hospital#article=6798086C04567FBBBCE60193481D22F8604E'>http://m.jacksonville.com/opinion/blog/544821/ryan-ohalloran/2016-09-12/jaguars-rb-chris-ivory-remains-hospital#article=6798086C04567FBBBCE60193481D22F8604E</a>

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"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."

So, if San Diego's name really means what the Germans named it - should Ivory really be going there anyway?

 

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"You do your own thing in your own time. You should be proud."

So at this point, the (slightly tongue-in-cheek) speculative list is as follows:

 

1) Bad Viagra

2) Drugs

3) Kidney stones

4) AIDS

5) Other misc. STD

6) Zika

7) Cardiac issue

8) Appendicitis

 

Somebody call Dr. House. Let's get a differential diagnosis.

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"Hope springs eternal in the human breast." - Alexander Pope

Why not all of them?

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He's feeling down from E.D.

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i seriously doubt he plays

 

and seeing what Spencer Ware did to SD, he would have been a huge asset for this game.  now we have Yeldon and nobody else.

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All jokes aside, I'm afraid this might be something unsavory. A radio caller asked Dempsey about the possibility of drugs being involved and he replied "no comment." Someone has made him privy to the situation but his lips are zipped.

 

Likewise, Bradley deferred questions to the PR department.

 

Also, "general medical issue" is public-relation speak for "we don't want to tell you."

 

Stay tuned. This should be interesting.

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"Hope springs eternal in the human breast." - Alexander Pope

his weener got the bubonic plague. it happens

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his weener got the bubonic plague. it happens

Or the anaconda got caught on the zipper like the movie "What About Mary"

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Maybe he had one of those Dennis Rodman injuries:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67Oe9BC9qRQ

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"Hope springs eternal in the human breast." - Alexander Pope

Or the anaconda got caught on the zipper like the movie "What About Mary"

There's something about Mary...

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All jokes aside, I'm afraid this might be something unsavory. A radio caller asked Dempsey about the possibility of drugs being involved and he replied "no comment." Someone has made him privy to the situation but his lips are zipped.


Likewise, Bradley deferred questions to the PR department.


Also, "general medical issue" is public-relation speak for "we don't want to tell you."


Stay tuned. This should be interesting.

I heard this too. Rick Ballou said "no comment"

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There's something about Mary...

That's the title of that movie. Remember, the bathroom scene, they called the ambulance

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