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  • Offline C'MON JAGS
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#121
06-24-2016, 06:55 AM

What is the difference between a light sleeper and a hard sleeper?

 

A light sleeper sleeps with the light on.

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#122
06-24-2016, 06:57 AM

What's the difference between Roast Beef & Pea Soup?


I can Roast Beef...

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 
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#123
06-24-2016, 01:27 PM

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented at the University of Florida?

 

Anywhere else and it would be a "teethbrush."

“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

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#124
06-24-2016, 01:37 PM

My wife still misses me........



BUUUUUT HER AIMS GETTIN BETTER!!!!
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#125
06-24-2016, 03:10 PM

What's the difference between a women's cross country team and a bunch of midget spies?


One is a bunch of cunning runts.
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#126
06-28-2016, 10:09 AM

What's got 6 boobs and 8 teeth?

 

Late shift at the Waffle house

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#127
06-28-2016, 05:46 PM

What's green and flies over Germany?


Snot-zis
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#128
06-28-2016, 06:18 PM

I'm selling off all my old medieval punishment equipment all of it almost 50% off, Get them while Stocks last.

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#129
06-28-2016, 08:16 PM

What did the leper say to the prostitute?


Keep the tip.
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#130
06-28-2016, 09:51 PM

Why is the bride smiling as she's walking down the aisle?

 

 

 

She knows there's one thing she'll never have to do again.

When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.
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#131
06-28-2016, 10:14 PM

Quote:Why is the bride smiling as she's walking down the aisle?

 

 

 

She knows there's one thing she'll never have to do again.


Pass up dessert?
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#132
06-29-2016, 05:13 AM

Why don't witches where panties?

 

Better grip

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#133
06-29-2016, 11:10 AM (This post was last modified: 06-29-2016, 11:15 AM by Jagwired.)

Teacher:" Buckwheat, give me a word that starts with the letter D and use it in a sentence".

 

Buckwheat; "Yes maam,  Dictate . Hey Darla, How does Spanky's dictate? "

 

 

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#134
06-29-2016, 12:23 PM

Someone is about to get a warning point.
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#135
06-29-2016, 01:23 PM

That is now two of my jokes removed from this thread. Would a mod please be so kind as to PM me and explain the reasoning? I did not see anything outside of the board rules.

 

I will add that I did not receive any warnings so.......Thanks.............. I guess?
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#136
06-29-2016, 01:43 PM

Two mods fell down a well, one mod asks the other mod, "it's dark in here isn't it?", and the other mod said "I don't know, I can't see anything"..
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#137
06-29-2016, 01:53 PM

The Cleveland Browns.

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#138
06-29-2016, 02:37 PM

Quote:That is now two of my jokes removed from this thread. Would a mod please be so kind as to PM me and explain the reasoning? I did not see anything outside of the board rules.


I will add that I did not receive any warnings so.......Thanks.............. I guess?


Seriously? You need explanation?
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06-29-2016, 02:41 PM

Quote:Seriously? You need explanation?
If it's any of your concern, yes, I would like explanation. Did they offend someone, was there something specific that was against board rules, etc. Appreciate your concern though.
Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 
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#140
06-29-2016, 02:43 PM

Quote:If it's any of your concern, yes, I would like explanation. Did they offend someone, was there something specific that was against board rules, etc. Appreciate your concern though.


For those of us who missed the joke, I think I need it PM'd to me :yes:
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