Denver nurses suspended for opening body bag to admire man’s genitals

Five nurses at Denver Health Medical Center were suspended for three weeks after they inappropriately viewed a deceased patient’s body and talked about it, a hospital spokesman confirmed to Denver7 Investigates Tuesday.

http://www.denverpost.com/2017/09/05/den...-genitals/

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So, no stiff jokes yet?

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My sister is a trauma nurse.. stuff like this happens all the time. Don't let them fool you, women are just as perverted (for lack of a better word) as we are, they just hide it better whereas well...we don't care.    These women just happen to get caught/ratted out.

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Was it soft and shrunk when you're dead

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Was it soft and shrunk when you're dead

Well since it takes increased blood flow to that area to get a erection I'm going to say yes.  It would be kinda awkward to go to funerals and see a bunch of dead guys pitching tents. 

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I used to work for a Funeral Director, and yes, dead men can get erections and fart and even sit up. It's a side effect from the embalming fluid

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I used to work for a Funeral Director

Now there's the least surprising thing I'll read all day.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Was she at least good lookin?

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I used to work for a Funeral Director, and yes, dead men can get erections and fart and even sit up. It's a side effect from the embalming fluid

Yeah, but you don't get embalmed in the hospital morgue.

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I used to work for a Funeral Director, and yes, dead men can get erections and fart and even sit up. It's a side effect from the embalming fluid

Yeah, but you don't get embalmed in the hospital morgue.

Not unless you have a rather pessimistic doctor.

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Sounds like a good candidate for a boner doner. Can you get that put on your driver's license I wonder?

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I'm condescending. That means I talk down to you. 
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Sounds like a good candidate for a boner doner.  Can you get that put on your driver's license I wonder?

Only if your name is McLovin

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I used to work for a Funeral Director, and yes, dead men can get erections and fart and even sit up. It's a side effect from the embalming fluid

WingerDingers been running on embalming fluid all this time?

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Makes ya wonder if rigor mortis had set in yet....

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I can get rigor mortis with a slight breeze..

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Lol

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Dang, I was only playing dead. Jeesh, I didn't know they were gonna get in trouble. They never did wonder why it was right one time they looked and left the other. Once due north.

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Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 

Makes ya wonder if rigor mortis had set in yet....

If it had then they couldnt have zipped the bag closed.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Makes ya wonder if rigor mortis had set in yet....

If it had then they couldnt have zipped the bag closed.

 
Maybe.

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