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TheO-LineMatters · 01-26-2018, 01:02 AM

I got bored, so I decided to do something off the radar. In case you didn't know, you get your porn name by taking the name of your first pet and combining it with the name of the street/road you grew up on. Therefore my porn name would be Pepe Hamilton.

Hard_Eight · 01-26-2018, 01:21 AM

I'm one ugly Lucy Deerwood.

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**Bchbunnie4** · 01-26-2018, 01:32 AM

Sugar Hipps... Laughing

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

TheO-LineMatters · 01-26-2018, 01:52 AM

(01-26-2018, 01:32 AM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: Sugar Hipps...

I think I've seen some of your films. Wink

Spots · 01-26-2018, 06:33 AM

Buttons 8

EricC85 · 01-26-2018, 06:51 AM

Jax Ryan

that's not a very good one so I'll use the 2nd street we grew up on

Jax Pine Wood

Jags · 01-26-2018, 06:53 AM

(01-26-2018, 06:51 AM)EricC85 Wrote: Jax Ryan

that's not a very good one so I'll use the 2nd street we grew up on

Jax Pine Wood

You really should have named your dog ‘Thunder’. Then drop the ‘pine’

Thunder wood.

Monty · 01-26-2018, 07:08 AM

Chip Perkins

Jags · 01-26-2018, 08:13 AM

(01-26-2018, 07:08 AM)Monty Wrote: Chip Perkins

Sounds more like. A Realtor name.

RicoTx · 01-26-2018, 08:45 AM

I'm just fascinated we can say porn now.

Can we say fart?

TheO-LineMatters · 01-26-2018, 09:43 AM

(01-26-2018, 08:45 AM)Rico Wrote: I'm just fascinated we can say porn now.the matter

Can we say fart?

I think it's because of the context in which we are using it for a fun activity, that has nothing to do with the actual subject matter.

On a more humorous note, I can remember when my nephew was like 3 or 4. My sister tried to discourage him from saying "fart". It was his favorite thing to talk about. He would laugh hysterically and she thought it was very rude. Instead, she made him start referring to it as a "hiney burp", which in my opinion brought much more attention to the matter and made him laugh even harder.

Spots · 01-26-2018, 09:59 AM

(01-26-2018, 07:08 AM)Monty Wrote: Chip Perkins

Sounds more like a coach. Or porn director.

RicoTx · 01-26-2018, 10:10 AM

This is a true story. Best porn name ever, and it was real. My first supervisor back when I got my first full time job (in 1975...ugh) was named Rod Dick.

homebiscuit · 01-26-2018, 10:32 AM

Mooches Johnson.

Wait, that reads like a verb…

Brett · 01-26-2018, 10:56 AM

Krissy Meadowlawn Big Grin

Deacon · 01-26-2018, 12:00 PM

Malcolm Collins.

Obviously, I only do high end films that feature extravagant Victorian settings, rich accents and handlebar mustaches.

I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

JackCity · 01-26-2018, 12:22 PM

Sam Millands

(Note: all of this stuff being on twitter is a gold mine for hackers )

**Bchbunnie4** · 01-26-2018, 12:35 PM

(01-26-2018, 12:22 PM)JackCity Wrote: Sam Millands

(Note: all of this stuff being on twitter is a gold mine for hackers )

Do people really answer those security questions with “real” answers?

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Dakota · 01-26-2018, 12:38 PM

(01-26-2018, 10:10 AM)Rico Wrote: This is a true story. Best porn name ever, and it was real. My first supervisor back when I got my first full time job (in 1975...ugh) was named Rod Dick.

The state of Michigan had a congressman named Dick Headlee several years back. True story.

Plus, who can forget the NASCAR legend, Dick Trickle.

What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

**flsprtsgod** · 01-26-2018, 02:07 PM

So I'm Charlie 12.

And we know that's pretty accurate...

“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato