Fire crews free hotel guest after his testicles got trapped in the slats of a plastic chair as he sat in his hotel room naked

• Man aged between 60 and 70 sat in the folding plastic chair ahead of a shower
  
• But the naked hotel guest then trapped his testicles in the slats of the chair
  
• Three fire engines were called to the Alicante hotel before he could be freed
  

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...l-facebook

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

That sounds painful.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Gives new meaning to the phrase "In a pinch."

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

I'm reminded of Johnny Knoxville's character in 'Bad Grandpa'.

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It happens.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

I'm reminded of Johnny Knoxville's character in 'Bad Grandpa'.

I know which scene you're referring to. 

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Was wondering where WingerDinger had gone.

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Was wondering where WingerDinger had gone.

I must ask him what the weather is like in Alicante at this time of year.

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80% of what I talk about is nonesense.. the other 25% is made up statistics...


 

It took three fire engines? That's an impressive set, I don't care who you are.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

It took three fire engines? That's an impressive set, I don't care who you are.

Get the jaws of life, but be verrrry careful.

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Get the jaws of life, but be verrrry careful.

Those are definitely not the jaws you want down there!

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.