45 years ago today, Warner Brothers dumped a Mel Brooks movie in only 13 theaters hoping no one would notice.

Audiences did notice and then made Blazing Saddles one of the most successful comedies of all time! A movie that would never make it past today’s PC police.

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

Aww, thanks Drifter! The most awesomest movie ever made!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

“It’s twue! It’s twue!”

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45 years ago today, Warner Brothers dumped a Mel Brooks movie in only 13 theaters hoping no one would notice.

Audiences did notice and then made Blazing Saddles one of the most successful comedies of all time! A movie that would never make it past today’s PC police.

With today's standards, I am surprised Mel is not in jail.

Cleavon Little was so good it is hard to imagine Richard Pryor in the role even though it was written for him.

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Original Season Ticket Holder - Retired  1995 - 2020


At some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening.
 

45 years ago today, Warner Brothers dumped a Mel Brooks movie in only 13 theaters hoping no one would notice.

Audiences did notice and then made Blazing Saddles one of the most successful comedies of all time! A movie that would never make it past today’s PC police.

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

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Gene Wilder only agreed to be in the movie if Mel would look at a script he was writing and turn it in to a movie.........

The Script........

Young Frankenstein!

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

Candygram for Mongo!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Dear, Bunnie, here is my Valentines Day Gift for you. Even though The Drifter stole you from me, I will never surrender.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKFx0MMqb48

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Dear, Bunnie, here is my Valentines Day Gift for you. Even though The Drifter stole you from me, I will never surrender.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKFx0MMqb48

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Dear, Bunnie, here is my Valentines Day Gift for you. Even though The Drifter stole you from me, I will never surrender.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKFx0MMqb48

Now Sammy, Drifter did not steal The Bunnie from you.  You abandoned her.  She pined and pined for you for minutes when you disappeared.  Besides, Biscuit is who you need to be concerned with and keep an eye on Rico.

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Original Season Ticket Holder - Retired  1995 - 2020


At some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening.
 

Dear, Bunnie, here is my Valentines Day Gift for you. Even though The Drifter stole you from me, I will never surrender.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKFx0MMqb48

Now Sammy, Drifter did not steal The Bunnie from you.  You abandoned her.  She pined and pined for you for minutes when you disappeared.  Besides, Biscuit is who you need to be concerned with and keep an eye on Rico.

Finally! Someone knows the actual truth...well except for that whole biscuit and Rico thing!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Now Sammy, Drifter did not steal The Bunnie from you.  You abandoned her.  She pined and pined for you for minutes when you disappeared.  Besides, Biscuit is who you need to be concerned with and keep an eye on Rico.

Finally! Someone knows the actual truth...well except for that whole biscuit and Rico thing!

No need to be coy now.  Sammy needs to know the truth.  Between binge watching GOT and The Dead and wishing that you were the Bachelorette we all saw you peek at Homebiscuits 54 inch waist and Rico receding hairline and sigh.  Sammy did this to you and he needs to own it!

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Original Season Ticket Holder - Retired  1995 - 2020


At some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening.
 

Finally! Someone knows the actual truth...well except for that whole biscuit and Rico thing!

No need to be coy now.  Sammy needs to know the truth.  Between binge watching GOT and The Dead and wishing that you were the Bachelorette we all saw you peek at Homebiscuits 54 inch waist and Rico receding hairline and sigh.  Sammy did this to you and he needs to own it!

You weren’t supposed to notice that stuff!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Now Sammy, Drifter did not steal The Bunnie from you.  You abandoned her.  She pined and pined for you for minutes when you disappeared.  Besides, Biscuit is who you need to be concerned with and keep an eye on Rico.

Seriously, a whole minute?  ... I AM AWESOME !!!

Okay, that was quite funny ... but everyone knows I don't have the level of mental stability required to be anything more than a fad ... at best.

I could be so very lucky.

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Now Sammy, Drifter did not steal The Bunnie from you.  You abandoned her.  She pined and pined for you for minutes when you disappeared.  Besides, Biscuit is who you need to be concerned with and keep an eye on Rico.

Seriously, a whole minute?  ... I AM AWESOME !!!

Okay, that was quite funny ... but everyone knows I don't have the level of mental stability required to be anything more than a fad ... at best.

I could be so very lucky.

You shouldn’t have dumped me! 

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Seriously, a whole minute?  ... I AM AWESOME !!!

Okay, that was quite funny ... but everyone knows I don't have the level of mental stability required to be anything more than a fad ... at best.

I could be so very lucky.

You shouldn’t have dumped me! 

You left Stiletto gouges all over my body as you walked all over me to run off with The Drifter. I still have the scares to prove it.    <------- Two tongues trump one tongue ... I think.


Did I spell Scare right? Spelling it like - Scare doesn't seem right.  How about Skar ... That seems to fit better.

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You shouldn’t have dumped me! 

You left Stiletto gouges all over my body as you walked all over me to run off with The Drifter. I still have the scares to prove it.    <------- Two tongues trump one tongue ... I think.


Did I spell Scare right? Spelling it like - Scare doesn't seem right.  How about Skar ... That seems to fit better.

Hey now, you asked me to walk on you in those shoes! Don’t start complaining about SCARS now!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Was "scares" the safe word?

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Dear, Bunnie, here is my Valentines Day Gift for you. Even though The Drifter stole you from me, I will never surrender.

Now Sammy, Drifter did not steal The Bunnie from you.  You abandoned her.  She pined and pined for you for minutes when you disappeared.  Besides, Biscuit is who you need to be concerned with and keep an eye on Rico.

Nope. She just uses me to get back at Sammy. Once she even asked if I thought I could "take him". I shrugged and said sure. He's fairly tall but if I moved the passenger seat back he could fit inside my truck. Where were we going? Then she just rolled her eyes and told me to shut up and do as she says - and not to expect anything.

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Now Sammy, Drifter did not steal The Bunnie from you.  You abandoned her.  She pined and pined for you for minutes when you disappeared.  Besides, Biscuit is who you need to be concerned with and keep an eye on Rico.

Nope. She just uses me to get back at Sammy. Once she even asked if I thought I could "take him". I shrugged and said sure. He's fairly tall but if I moved the passenger seat back he could fit inside my truck. Where were we going? Then she just rolled her eyes and told me to shut up and do as she says - and not to expect anything.

It’s cuz you ask too many questions!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???