Dwayne Haskins can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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Dwayne Haskins can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Because he's a genius.

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Dwayne Haskins can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

I almost used this one.  Was afraid chuck Norris would be upset with me if I did.   Good luck buddy.

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Dwayne Haskins can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

I almost used this one.  Was afraid chuck Norris would be upset with me if I did.   Good luck buddy.

I heard Chuck taught Haskins how to do a round house kick. Upon seeing Haskins perform it for the first time, Chuck renamed it, The Haskin.

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I almost used this one.  Was afraid chuck Norris would be upset with me if I did.   Good luck buddy.

I heard Chuck taught Haskins how to do a round house kick. Upon seeing Haskins perform it for the first time, Chuck renamed it, The Haskin.

You have it backwards, Haskins taught Chuck

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I heard he built a shopping mall using nothing but a paper clip and a rubber band.

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I have no idea. I was just guessing. You guys are talking in code. I still have no idea what you guys are talking about. Just be blunt! No riddles. I'm a middle aged man who was born and raised in a small rural town. People here just say what they mean. I'm not used to having to try and figure out what people are trying to say. Please tell me in plain English what you are saying. This is killing me!

I heard he knows exactly what we are talking about.

the rare guffaw-inducing reply.

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Sounds like a Haskickin.

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I heard he knows exactly what we are talking about.

I'm just gonna take it that you guys think he's a genius. I can live with that.

Chuck Norris type joking about him having powers of immortals, such as immortal knowledge.

Whatchoo talkin bout Willis? - Classic 80s TV show Diffrent Strokes
Where's the beef? - Classic 80s era Wendy's commercial
Where's Waldo?  Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? - 90's culture references of books, games by the same name

All are questions that have been left unanswered by pop culture.

Until there was Haskins.  The three eyed raven of foosball.

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"You do your own thing in your own time. You should be proud."

I'm just gonna take it that you guys think he's a genius. I can live with that.

Chuck Norris type joking about him having powers of immortals, such as immortal knowledge.

Whatchoo talkin bout Willis? - Classic 80s TV show Diffrent Strokes
Where's the beef? - Classic 80s era Wendy's commercial
Where's Waldo?  Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? - 90's culture references of books, games by the same name

All are questions that have been left unanswered by pop culture.

Until there was Haskins.  The three eyed raven of foosball.

Way to ruin our fun, party pooper. Hankins would call that pulling a pirkster.

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Heard Haskins calls it a pirkster  jerk.

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Or a non Devine o-line.



I blame “Imtheblackranger”. He got me onto letterkenny.  I didn’t realize how many threads turned into an episode of it.

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Ruin it?  I just leveled it up bringing the three eyed raven of foosball to the table.

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"You do your own thing in your own time. You should be proud."

Fun Sponge!

Now what ere we supposed to do now that the cat is out of the bag?

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Fun Sponge!

Now what ere we supposed to do now that the cat is out of the bag?

I heard Haskins is the only one who can put the cat back in the bag.

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I didnt used to be a Haskins fan but my mind has been changed

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I didnt used to be a Haskins fan but my mind has been changed

I heard if Haskins can't change your mind, no one can. Ever.

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Yeah, thanks for nothin' Pirkster.

Amazon was considering renaming Alexa to Haskins until you blew it.

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Season Ticket holder since 2004.

 

        

I heard UPS was changing their name to HASKINS. Because Haskins always delivers.

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https://twitter.com/miaobrientv/status/1...28224?s=21

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"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."

1. I don't think that's true at all

2. If it was that's god awful process

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