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#21

[BLEEP] you and the horse you rode in on.
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"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."
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#22

(05-24-2019, 09:57 AM)Caldrac Wrote: [BLEEP] you and the horse you rode in on.

"That wasn't a horse, it was your mother. And I wasn't riding, I was mounted." 

Best comeback I ever heard for that line.
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#23

(05-24-2019, 10:47 AM)homebiscuit Wrote:
(05-24-2019, 09:57 AM)Caldrac Wrote: [BLEEP] you and the horse you rode in on.

"That wasn't a horse, it was your mother. And I wasn't riding, I was mounted." 

Best comeback I ever heard for that line.

Thank you, I just choked on my root beer on that one........
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#24

"You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make 'em biscuits."
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#25

"Well [BLEEP] me sideways with a lunchbox."

-Ethan Albright
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#26

If I wanted any lip from you, I’d jiggle my zipper.
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#27

Okay, here's a football one...

We made up for our lack of speed by not tackling.
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#28

Time Will Tell.

NH3...
"AZANE"
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#29

Time heals all wounds.
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"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."
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#30

[BLEEP] in one hand and ‘want’ in the other, see which fills up faster.
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#31

Pick and choose your battles wisely.

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"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."
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#32

(05-25-2019, 01:55 PM)Caldrac Wrote: Time heals all wounds.

Lots of wounds fester and kill you.
“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

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#33

(05-26-2019, 04:57 AM)Caldrac Wrote: Pick and choose your battles wisely.

I used to tell people at work: Don't fight battles that aren't worth fighting, and don't fight battles you can't win.  

I saved a few careers with that advice.
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#34

(05-26-2019, 10:34 AM)The Real Marty Wrote:
(05-26-2019, 04:57 AM)Caldrac Wrote: Pick and choose your battles wisely.

I used to tell people at work: Don't fight battles that aren't worth fighting, and don't fight battles you can't win.  

I saved a few careers with that advice.


"You don't slap up."
“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

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#35

"If you keep an open mind your brain will leak out, unless it's bigger than a pea."
If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley

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#36

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast. 

Stupid is as stupid does- Forrest Gump

Better the devil you know than the devil you don't.

Stay frosty.
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#37

“Any man worth the name knows the value of being unreachable.” Al Swearengen (Deadwood)

Boy, do I agree with that one.
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#38

Another good one of mine that I think every professional should take to heart.

"I am the weapon. The sword is just a friend that I take into battle."

- Unknown Samurai
I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!
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#39

Nothing is more wasteful than becoming very good at doing something you shouldn't be doing at all.
Season Ticket holder since 2004. Smile

 

        
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#40

Like I told my last wife, I says, “Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it’s all in the reflexes.” - Jack Burton
I'm condescending. That means I talk down to you.
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