Break a leg!

You know, I forgot all about this.  So he's to blame.

My sister-in-law and her husband came to visit for a few days.  Oddly enough, she broke her foot a few months ago.  I was a little worried about her coming through the gate into the back yard, as my lab pup is still a bit crazy and large and tends to jump up on people.  So I get into the yard and I've got him by the collar trying to keep him from jumping on her.  Well I'm leaning over and he's got me off balance and the little [BLEEP] pulls me over.  I pretty much have no skin on my right knee and it's about the size of an orange.  I know it's just a bruise...but it's stiff as all hell and it don't feel real good.

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You know, I forgot all about this.  So he's to blame.

My sister-in-law and her husband came to visit for a few days.  Oddly enough, she broke her foot a few months ago.  I was a little worried about her coming through the gate into the back yard, as my lab pup is still a bit crazy and large and tends to jump up on people.  So I get into the yard and I've got him by the collar trying to keep him from jumping on her.  Well I'm leaning over and he's got me off balance and the little [BLEEP] pulls me over.  I pretty much have no skin on my right knee and it's about the size of an orange.  I know it's just a bruise...but it's stiff as all hell and it don't feel real good.

You are a walking accident lately!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Break a leg!

I was thinking about saying “Break a leg” as well.  But between you an I, I don’t think he likes me much.    So I didn’t want it coming off as being [BLEEP] -ish.

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I was thinking about saying “Break a leg” as well.  But between you an I, I don’t think he likes me much.    So I didn’t want it coming off as being [BLEEP] -ish.

Don't worry about it.  I hate everybody.

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I was thinking about saying “Break a leg” as well.  But between you an I, I don’t think he likes me much.    So I didn’t want it coming off as being [BLEEP] -ish.

Don't worry about it.  I hate everybody.

So in theory, we should get along.  Or hate each other.  Damn it.  Now I’m confused.

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So I was at a stop light next to a Tesla today.   Knowing you can’t beat the torque of electric, it got me thinking.  How does a guy in a Tesla let the guy next to him at a light know that he wants to race?  Enter dual exhaust!!   Here’s my plan.  I’m gonna create dual exhaust for Teslas.   I’m thinking of a couple chrome tubes with a couple Echo Dots inside.   “Alexa, go vroom vroom”.  Or you can get crazy and put some high wattage speakers in them.   Who’s with me and wants to be rich with me?  Let’s make it happen!   We’ll be rich plus have a laugh whenever we see them on the road.

We can even market it as a safety feature.  I mean come on, have you ever had an electric car creep up on you and have no clue he/she/it/they/ ,or whatever gender may apply, was there?  Damn, if I had a nickel...

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If you don’t want in on that, I’m also working on the solar powered flashlight, ejection seat for helicopters and screen doors for submarines.

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So I was at a stop light next to a Tesla today.   Knowing you can’t beat the torque of electric, it got me thinking.  How does a guy in a Tesla let the guy next to him at a light know that he wants to race?  Enter dual exhaust!!   Here’s my plan.  I’m gonna create dual exhaust for Teslas.   I’m thinking of a couple chrome tubes with a couple Echo Dots inside.   “Alexa, go vroom vroom”.  Or you can get crazy and put some high wattage speakers in them.   Who’s with me and wants to be rich with me?  Let’s make it happen!   We’ll be rich plus have a laugh whenever we see them on the road.

We can even market it as a safety feature.  I mean come on, have you ever had an electric car creep up on you and have no clue he/she/it/they/ ,or whatever gender may apply, was there?  Damn, if I had a nickel...

If you don’t want in on that, I’m also working on the solar powered flashlight, ejection seat for helicopters and screen doors for submarines.

(Hurriedly and quietly withdraws investment funds from Jags Industries Inc.)

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So I was at a stop light next to a Tesla today.   Knowing you can’t beat the torque of electric, it got me thinking.  How does a guy in a Tesla let the guy next to him at a light know that he wants to race?  Enter dual exhaust!!   Here’s my plan.  I’m gonna create dual exhaust for Teslas.   I’m thinking of a couple chrome tubes with a couple Echo Dots inside.   “Alexa, go vroom vroom”.  Or you can get crazy and put some high wattage speakers in them.   Who’s with me and wants to be rich with me?  Let’s make it happen!   We’ll be rich plus have a laugh whenever we see them on the road.

We can even market it as a safety feature.  I mean come on, have you ever had an electric car creep up on you and have no clue he/she/it/they/ ,or whatever gender may apply, was there?  Damn, if I had a nickel...

If you don’t want in on that, I’m also working on the solar powered flashlight, ejection seat for helicopters and screen doors for submarines.

(Hurriedly and quietly withdraws investment funds from Jags Industries Inc.)

Whatever.  That’s cool.  I guess you guys are content on settling for your gated communities.  I for one want a better life for myself and kids.  Smh.

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(Hurriedly and quietly withdraws investment funds from Jags Industries Inc.)

Whatever.  That’s cool.  I guess you guys are content on settling for your gated communities.  I for one want a better life for myself and kids.  Smh.

did I mention we’re getting Billy Mayes to sell it? Wait,  he’s the dead one.  I think. Phil Swift.  Which ever of the two that’s alive. Yeah.  He’ll sell the dog crap out of it.  If he’s not available we can look into sham wow/slap chop guy. 

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So I was at a stop light next to a Tesla today.   Knowing you can’t beat the torque of electric, it got me thinking.  How does a guy in a Tesla let the guy next to him at a light know that he wants to race?  Enter dual exhaust!!   Here’s my plan.  I’m gonna create dual exhaust for Teslas.   I’m thinking of a couple chrome tubes with a couple Echo Dots inside.   “Alexa, go vroom vroom”.  Or you can get crazy and put some high wattage speakers in them.   Who’s with me and wants to be rich with me?  Let’s make it happen!   We’ll be rich plus have a laugh whenever we see them on the road.

We can even market it as a safety feature.  I mean come on, have you ever had an electric car creep up on you and have no clue he/she/it/they/ ,or whatever gender may apply, was there?  Damn, if I had a nickel...

This already exist.

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So I was at a stop light next to a Tesla today.   Knowing you can’t beat the torque of electric, it got me thinking.  How does a guy in a Tesla let the guy next to him at a light know that he wants to race?  Enter dual exhaust!!   Here’s my plan.  I’m gonna create dual exhaust for Teslas.   I’m thinking of a couple chrome tubes with a couple Echo Dots inside.   “Alexa, go vroom vroom”.  Or you can get crazy and put some high wattage speakers in them.   Who’s with me and wants to be rich with me?  Let’s make it happen!   We’ll be rich plus have a laugh whenever we see them on the road.

We can even market it as a safety feature.  I mean come on, have you ever had an electric car creep up on you and have no clue he/she/it/they/ ,or whatever gender may apply, was there?  Damn, if I had a nickel...

This already exist.

Rolling the window down and making motor noises doesn’t count.

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So I was at a stop light next to a Tesla today.   Knowing you can’t beat the torque of electric, it got me thinking.  How does a guy in a Tesla let the guy next to him at a light know that he wants to race?  Enter dual exhaust!!   Here’s my plan.  I’m gonna create dual exhaust for Teslas.   I’m thinking of a couple chrome tubes with a couple Echo Dots inside.   “Alexa, go vroom vroom”.  Or you can get crazy and put some high wattage speakers in them.   Who’s with me and wants to be rich with me?  Let’s make it happen!   We’ll be rich plus have a laugh whenever we see them on the road.

We can even market it as a safety feature.  I mean come on, have you ever had an electric car creep up on you and have no clue he/she/it/they/ ,or whatever gender may apply, was there?  Damn, if I had a nickel...

This already exist.

Well, that’s a bubble buster.

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This already exist.

Rolling the window down and making motor noises doesn’t count.

That was actually just the byproduct of a 3 burrito lunch.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Rolling the window down and making motor noises doesn’t count.

That was actually just the byproduct of a 3 burrito lunch.

*high five*

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Well, finally the family has gone home to PA.

Now, if I can stay on my feet I should be able to finish tiling and grouting this bathroom this weekend.

After that, no imminent projects and I can turn to more important activities like golf and Jaguars games.

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Wow.

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Someone told me to eat tons of [BLEEP], I replied..... "Fornicate Thyself and the steed on which thou didst arrive" Wonder if they understood that lol

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You know trouble is right around the corner when your best friend tells you to hold his beer!!

Well, tried bowling for the first time since the ankle debacle. Had a 193, 234, and a 235.

Kinda like the golf, once I figured out it wasn't going to hurt everything was just fine.

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Well, tried bowling for the first time since the ankle debacle.  Had a 193, 234, and a 235.  

Kinda like the golf, once I figured out it wasn't going to hurt everything was just fine.

I've never come within 50 points of any of those scores. 235?!?

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