Anybody have mask sex yet? How was it? Asking for a friend. A musician.

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Season Ticket holder since 2004.

 

        

These are two of my favorite go to's.

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Looking to troll? Don't bother, we supply our own.

 

 

Does blindfolded count?

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Do you have to have another participant other than yourself?

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only if it’s a “butter face”

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I've never had sex with a mask. I guess sit depends on if it's smooth.

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Wait are we talking like The Masked Singer? Where you....then you try to guess who?

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What the Hell did I just click on?

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These are two of my favorite go to's.

Nice...... Corey Taylor and Chris Fehn. My favorite band.

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Speaking of Slipknot, anyone know any good knots so that doesn’t happen. Or should I start using duct tape?

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Fact: "harder" is not a good safety word.

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Fact: "harder" is not a good safety word.

“Scream if you want more”

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Fact: "harder" is not a good safety word.

“Scream if you want more”

'"Stop, I can't take anymore.'"

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

I feel bad for the single people out there if their contemplating mask sex. Really cuts out lot of the fun stuff. But, after 6 weeks or so I guess you don’t care.

I guess this is one of those times it pays off to be married.

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I feel bad for the single people out there if their contemplating mask sex.  Really cuts out lot of the fun stuff.  But, after 6 weeks or so I guess you don’t care.  

I guess this is one of those times it pays off to be married.

I suppose you could modify the mask somehow.

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Season Ticket holder since 2004.

 

        

I feel bad for the single people out there if their contemplating mask sex.  Really cuts out lot of the fun stuff.  But, after 6 weeks or so I guess you don’t care.  

I guess this is one of those times it pays off to be married.

I suppose you could modify the mask somehow.

I’ve actually given that heavy consideration.   I just don’t see how it can be done feasibly with out sacrificing either the immune system or the pleasure.  If you sacrifice the immune system by leaving openings, you might as well just take the mask off.  But do it in a sensual way.   Maybe bring out the pole and strip down to bare face.  Now, if you employ, say, a “tongue condom” (for guys) or orifice lining for women, then you’d really have to think about what Rico said with the smoothness.  You’ll sacrifice the feeling and then you’d have to have male masks and female masks.  Plus, it could cause a choking hazard for females.  Just way too much going on going that route.   Lots of research and development.   Either way, I say if you’re gonna do the “horizontal bop”  as (May have been you) someone recently so eloquently put it, take the mask of.  Unless there is a new kink/mask fetish going on. At that point, do your thing.  I won’t judge.

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This raises another question, is it considered workplace sexual harassment if my wife is working from home in our office and I walk in and try to get frisky?

She does have many video conference calls, so, maybe I shouldn’t.

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This raises another question, is it considered workplace sexual harassment if my wife is working from home in our office and I walk in and try to get frisky?

She does have many video conference calls, so, maybe I shouldn’t.

You have to stay under the level of her camera field. 

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Season Ticket holder since 2004.

 

        

This raises another question, is it considered workplace sexual harassment if my wife is working from home in our office and I walk in and try to get frisky?

She does have many video conference calls, so, maybe I shouldn’t.

You have to stay under the level of her camera field. 

She works in HR soo.... I’m thinking it all cancels out.  May be a moot point.   I’ll give it a shot and report back.  

I’ve now received patents on my masks and have a 17 page in depth power point presentation with illustrations of the patented masks.  Whoever wants to exit quarantine as a millionaire, come on.  I just need money to fund it.  45.2% of American adults are single and wanting to bump uglies.  Send the money and let America boink again.  

All monies go to Jags retirement plan.  

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I’ve now received patents on my masks and have a 17 page in depth power point presentation with illustrations of the patented masks.  Whoever wants to exit quarantine as a millionaire, come on.  I just need money to fund it.  45.2% of American adults are single and wanting to bump uglies.  Send the money and let America boink again.  

All monies go to Jags retirement plan.  

Why bother with a mask?  A pillow works just as well and serves an extra purpose with women who talk too much.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

I’ve now received patents on my masks and have a 17 page in depth power point presentation with illustrations of the patented masks.  Whoever wants to exit quarantine as a millionaire, come on.  I just need money to fund it.  45.2% of American adults are single and wanting to bump uglies.  Send the money and let America boink again.  

All monies go to Jags retirement plan.  

Why bother with a mask?  A pillow works just as well and serves an extra purpose with women who talk too much.

I was under the impression we were talking consensual activities.  Otherwise, I’d ditch the mask as well. That’s handkerchief territory

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