Police Are Searching for a Chicken Wanted for Terrorizing Bank Customers

We're all losing it (at least a little) in quarantine, but some are taking this new restrictive lifestyle harder than others. Case in point: an "aggressive chicken" that's terrorizing people at a bank in Walker, Louisiana. 

https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/ch...-louisiana

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

Maybe they’re just trying to find their new forever homes!


I’m turning into the crazy lady in my neighborhood and being in riverside, that says a lot! I live a couple blocks from the duck pond in Riverside park and we have ducks randomly roaming throughout  the area. The past few days I’ve been unsuccessfully trying to lure the ducks to hang out in my yard. I could be wrong, but I swear I heard one of the ducks say something about “stranger danger” as they quickly waddled off the another direction.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Maybe they’re just trying to find their new forever homes!


I’m turning into the crazy lady in my neighborhood and being in riverside, that says a lot! I live a couple blocks from the duck pond in Riverside park and we have ducks randomly roaming throughout  the area. The past few days I’ve been unsuccessfully trying to lure the ducks to hang out in my yard. I could be wrong, but I swear I heard one of the ducks say something about “stranger danger” as they quickly waddled off the another direction.

You don't want them "hanging around" too much.  We had a few ducks that were basically my wife's pets.  Oh if I can get the time back that I spent pressure washing their "presents" off of our back porch...

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Maybe they’re just trying to find their new forever homes!


I’m turning into the crazy lady in my neighborhood and being in riverside, that says a lot! I live a couple blocks from the duck pond in Riverside park and we have ducks randomly roaming throughout  the area. The past few days I’ve been unsuccessfully trying to lure the ducks to hang out in my yard. I could be wrong, but I swear I heard one of the ducks say something about “stranger danger” as they quickly waddled off the another direction.

You don't want them "hanging around" too much.  We had a few ducks that were basically my wife's pets.  Oh if I can get the time back that I spent pressure washing their "presents" off of our back porch...

I just want them to drop by for a visit!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

There was a duck that came to my house. My wife
Wanted to feed it. I told her that if she did she’s cleaning the crap up. And so she did. Damn thing was at my front door one day waiting for her. They’re not as dumb as I expected.

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I think ducks are awesome! Had some when I was little, and wanted more ever since.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I’d begin the search at the bank.

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