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2020 Presidental Election


(11-19-2020, 03:26 PM)JagNGeorgia Wrote:
(11-19-2020, 03:19 PM)mikesez Wrote: They can be evidence to get a warrant.
But an affidavit doesn't come with a cross examination, so they don't decide the holding or finding of the court.

That's not the conversation we're having. We're debating the existence of evidence and if it exist or not. Affidavits are considered evidence, so when you say evidence doesn't exist then you have to choose to ignore those affidavits.

(11-19-2020, 03:23 PM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: I'm not watching any press conference unless it's held at the Four Seasons Landscaping Company parking lot (with the sex shop next door).

The Chuck E. Cheese had a birthday party, so we'll take what we can get at this point.

My friend told me he read these documents and most of them say that poll watchers were lookin at 'em funny ! No evidence of fraud he said, apparently Giuliani said he couldn't prove fraud himself, just he thinks there could be !

Republicans are now saying the election was rigged because people gave them a weird look ?! As a die hard Republican I always thought it was those damn liberals that were sissies, but that's some big sissy stuff right there !

Still couldn't vote Biden, hope Jo runs again in 2024 !
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(11-19-2020, 04:04 PM)Cleatwood Wrote:
(11-19-2020, 03:23 PM)HURRICANE!!! Wrote: I'm not watching any press conference unless it's held at the Four Seasons Landscaping Company parking lot (with the sex shop next door).
Bwahahaha

Fox News has turned on Trump and it is funny every single time.

You know when Fox News isn't conservative enough for Trumper's that they have made a hard right turn to Crazy Town.
This is a results-oriented business.  There are no trophies or titles given for "moral victories" or for "winning the draft".  Our record with DC is 37-86.  6-10 is our 2nd best season in 8 years of Caldwell leadership.  These are the FACTS.
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(11-18-2020, 09:54 PM)mikesez Wrote:
(11-18-2020, 09:31 PM)Jags Wrote: Then I’d like my tax dollars back.

I don't have the money.  I'd give it to you if I did.  Maybe you could go to the parking lot and try to ask the teachers for money.  These are not the best neighborhoods.  You might fit right in doing that!
Are you suggesting I’m Thug McGraw? Not to boast, but I’m such a thug, my community even tried to put gates up in an attempt to keep me in.  But the security guards are on my payroll.  So I get out and come and go as I please.  I’ll even round up a posse of lil thugs and teach them the art of extortion in late October every year.   We’ll go door to door demanding the occupants to hand them over the goods or else unfortunate consequences will soon occur.  Word has gotten out about my thugs in training.  Banks are now keeping a jar near the till in case they see one of them.   I’m too hardcore for you mike. BOO!  I hope you didn’t flinch too bad and pull a muscle.

As I’m typing that, snoops voice is in my head. But I feel that comes across as more “were the millers”
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(11-19-2020, 02:16 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: Okay...anyone watching the press conference with Rudy? Someone get that man a napkin to whip off the spray on hair color running down his face! Duh!



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(11-19-2020, 06:01 PM)Jags Wrote:
(11-18-2020, 09:54 PM)mikesez Wrote: I don't have the money.  I'd give it to you if I did.  Maybe you could go to the parking lot and try to ask the teachers for money.  These are not the best neighborhoods.  You might fit right in doing that!
Are you suggesting I’m Thug McGraw? Not to boast, but I’m such a thug, my community even tried to put gates up in an attempt to keep me in.  But the security guards are on my payroll.  So I get out and come and go as I please.  I’ll even round up a posse of lil thugs and teach them the art of extortion in late October every year.   We’ll go door to door demanding the occupants to hand them over the goods or else unfortunate consequences will soon occur.  Word has gotten out about my thugs in training.  Banks are now keeping a jar near the till in case they see one of them.   I’m too hardcore for you mike. BOO!  I hope you didn’t flinch too bad and pull a muscle.

As I’m typing that, snoops voice is in my head.  But I feel that comes across as more “were the millers”

Oh I already know. You don't end up with that username unless you're known and feared high and low.
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(11-19-2020, 06:24 PM)mikesez Wrote:
(11-19-2020, 06:01 PM)Jags Wrote: Are you suggesting I’m Thug McGraw? Not to boast, but I’m such a thug, my community even tried to put gates up in an attempt to keep me in.  But the security guards are on my payroll.  So I get out and come and go as I please.  I’ll even round up a posse of lil thugs and teach them the art of extortion in late October every year.   We’ll go door to door demanding the occupants to hand them over the goods or else unfortunate consequences will soon occur.  Word has gotten out about my thugs in training.  Banks are now keeping a jar near the till in case they see one of them.   I’m too hardcore for you mike. BOO!  I hope you didn’t flinch too bad and pull a muscle.

As I’m typing that, snoops voice is in my head.  But I feel that comes across as more “were the millers”

Oh I already know. You don't end up with that username unless you're known and feared high and low.

Did you wind up with yours because your superior knowledge came up with something super clever like your first name and area of your season tickets you used to have? Or did you go even wittier and your name is Merv and used the International Radiotelephony Spelling Alphabet for your middle initial?
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Wait..... the reputation button is back?!

Oh lord.
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(11-19-2020, 06:57 PM)Jags Wrote:
(11-19-2020, 06:24 PM)mikesez Wrote: Oh I already know. You don't end up with that username unless you're known and feared high and low.

Did you wind up with yours because your superior knowledge came up with something super clever like your first name and area of your season tickets you used to have? Or did you go even wittier and your name is Merv and used the International Radiotelephony Spelling Alphabet for your middle initial?

You're close, but, the first assumption I made was "Jags" was taken.  And "Mike" was taken.  I don't think I checked, I just assumed. Then I started thinking of a second choice name.
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(11-19-2020, 07:06 PM)Cleatwood Wrote: Wait..... the reputation button is back?!

Oh lord.

Mikesez facilitated the whole thing.  He started a thread about it after nonstop advocation of trying to get it returned to us after he was bombarded with an onslaught of grief over being the guy that got it taken away from us.  Next to the Pluto killer, he was the next most hated person on Earth.  I’m glad he came around

(11-19-2020, 07:09 PM)mikesez Wrote:
(11-19-2020, 06:57 PM)Jags Wrote: Did you wind up with yours because your superior knowledge came up with something super clever like your first name and area of your season tickets you used to have? Or did you go even wittier and your name is Merv and used the International Radiotelephony Spelling Alphabet for your middle initial?

You're close, but, the first assumption I made was "Jags" was taken.  And "Mike" was taken.  I don't think I checked, I just assumed. Then I started thinking of a second choice name.
I figured jags was taken as well.  But I was told way back when as a young lad what happens when you assume.  You make an “[BLEEP]” out of “u” and “me”.  So I tried it out.  After 20 years, apparently no one other than myself wanted to be associated with such a disgrace on the field.
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(11-19-2020, 06:16 PM)KodiakJag Wrote:
(11-19-2020, 02:16 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: Okay...anyone watching the press conference with Rudy? Someone get that man a napkin to whip off the spray on hair color running down his face! Duh!



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Why's he bothering with dye?  Dude's probably got more hair on his forearms than his head.

Laughing
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(11-19-2020, 07:10 PM)Jags Wrote:
(11-19-2020, 07:06 PM)Cleatwood Wrote: Wait..... the reputation button is back?!

Oh lord.

Mikesez facilitated the whole thing.  He started a thread about it after nonstop advocation of trying to get it returned to us after he was bombarded with an onslaught of grief over being the guy that got it taken away from us.  Next to the Pluto killer, he was the next most hated person on Earth.  I’m glad he came around

(11-19-2020, 07:09 PM)mikesez Wrote: You're close, but, the first assumption I made was "Jags" was taken.  And "Mike" was taken.  I don't think I checked, I just assumed. Then I started thinking of a second choice name.
I figured jags was taken as well.  But I was told way back when as a young lad what happens when you assume.  You make an “[BLEEP]” out of “u” and “me”.  So I tried it out.  After 20 years, apparently no one other than myself wanted to be associated with such a disgrace on the field.

No, I think everyone wanted it, and you are now a demigod among men.
You're right about what happens when we assume.
Most men take what they think they can get. Some men are bolder and just try to take whatever they want. Cheers to you. When I finally read the story on jacksonville.com about some guy trying to take money from magnet High School teachers, I'll raise a glass for my friend Jags.
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(11-19-2020, 07:22 PM)mikesez Wrote:
(11-19-2020, 07:10 PM)Jags Wrote: Mikesez facilitated the whole thing.  He started a thread about it after nonstop advocation of trying to get it returned to us after he was bombarded with an onslaught of grief over being the guy that got it taken away from us.  Next to the Pluto killer, he was the next most hated person on Earth.  I’m glad he came around

I figured jags was taken as well.  But I was told way back when as a young lad what happens when you assume.  You make an “[BLEEP]” out of “u” and “me”.  So I tried it out.  After 20 years, apparently no one other than myself wanted to be associated with such a disgrace on the field.

No, I think everyone wanted it, and you are now a demigod among men.
You're right about what happens when we assume.
Most men take what they think they can get. Some men are bolder and just try to take whatever they want. Cheers to you. When I finally read the story on jacksonville.com about some guy trying to take money from magnet High School teachers, I'll raise a glass for my friend Jags.

I’d love to make you proud and raise a glass with you mike.  But I don’t need their money.  I’m not super rich but my wife and I do damn well.  We live (currently, hopefully changing in the next few months) in a damn good area with great schools.  No need to send “lil jag-ette” to a magnet school.  But I have a dream mike, that one day, little mikesez and little jags can one day raise a glass together.  For what the [BLEEP], idk.  But it would be cool to find the common ground.
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(11-19-2020, 07:32 PM)Jags Wrote:
(11-19-2020, 07:22 PM)mikesez Wrote: No, I think everyone wanted it, and you are now a demigod among men.
You're right about what happens when we assume.
Most men take what they think they can get. Some men are bolder and just try to take whatever they want. Cheers to you. When I finally read the story on jacksonville.com about some guy trying to take money from magnet High School teachers, I'll raise a glass for my friend Jags.

I’d love to make you proud and raise a glass with you mike.  But I don’t need their money.  I’m not super rich but my wife and I do damn well.  We live (currently, hopefully changing in the next few months) in a damn good area with great schools.  No need to send “lil jag-ette” to a magnet school.  But I have a dream mike, that one day, little mikesez and little jags can one day raise a glass together.  For what the [BLEEP], idk.  But it would be cool to find the common ground.


Classy post.

I honestly believe if we all had a chance to meet for beers or shots we’d come away as friends.  Not necessarily agreeing on everything, but friends nonetheless.
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(11-19-2020, 08:39 PM)KodiakJag Wrote:
(11-19-2020, 07:32 PM)Jags Wrote: I’d love to make you proud and raise a glass with you mike.  But I don’t need their money.  I’m not super rich but my wife and I do damn well.  We live (currently, hopefully changing in the next few months) in a damn good area with great schools.  No need to send “lil jag-ette” to a magnet school.  But I have a dream mike, that one day, little mikesez and little jags can one day raise a glass together.  For what the [BLEEP], idk.  But it would be cool to find the common ground.


Classy post.

I honestly believe if we all had a chance to meet for beers or shots we’d come away as friends.  Not necessarily agreeing on everything, but friends nonetheless.
We all have at least the Jaguars as common ground. That’s a start.  Alcohol would help more.  Sadly, other aspects of this board get us all to argue like we’ve been married for 50 years.  Make no mistake, on a fall Sunday before 1:00 EST, I see a guy at The Home Depot wearing a Jaguars halter top and a pair of “Pink” cheerleading shorts I will say to Mike, “Go Jags!”, as well as a fist in the air.  We can start there I suppose.
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(11-19-2020, 08:55 PM)Jags Wrote:
(11-19-2020, 08:39 PM)KodiakJag Wrote: Classy post.

I honestly believe if we all had a chance to meet for beers or shots we’d come away as friends.  Not necessarily agreeing on everything, but friends nonetheless.
We all have at least the Jaguars as common ground. That’s a start.  Alcohol would help more.  Sadly, other aspects of this board get us all to argue like we’ve been married for 50 years.  Make no mistake, on a fall Sunday before 1:00 EST, I see a guy at The Home Depot wearing a Jaguars halter top and a pair of “Pink” cheerleading shorts I will say to Mike, “Go Jags!”, as well as a fist in the air.  We can start there I suppose.

I don't look down on you for wearing women's underwear, so I hope you don't look down on any men for wearing women's outerwear...
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(11-19-2020, 09:29 PM)mikesez Wrote:
(11-19-2020, 08:55 PM)Jags Wrote: We all have at least the Jaguars as common ground. That’s a start.  Alcohol would help more.  Sadly, other aspects of this board get us all to argue like we’ve been married for 50 years.  Make no mistake, on a fall Sunday before 1:00 EST, I see a guy at The Home Depot wearing a Jaguars halter top and a pair of “Pink” cheerleading shorts I will say to Mike, “Go Jags!”, as well as a fist in the air.  We can start there I suppose.

I don't look down on you for wearing women's underwear, so please don't look down on me for wearing women's outerwear...

Whoah, I just said halter top and a pair of “pink” shorts.  I didn’t mention any about women’s undergarments.
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(11-19-2020, 09:32 PM)Jags Wrote:
(11-19-2020, 09:29 PM)mikesez Wrote: I don't look down on you for wearing women's underwear, so please don't look down on me for wearing women's outerwear...

Whoah, I just said halter top and a pair of “pink” shorts.  I didn’t mention any about women’s undergarments.

You didn't have to.  It's ok, like I said, I don't look down on you for it.  I'm sure you wash them before you give them back to the wife.
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(11-19-2020, 09:37 PM)mikesez Wrote:
(11-19-2020, 09:32 PM)Jags Wrote: Whoah, I just said halter top and a pair of “pink” shorts.  I didn’t mention any about women’s undergarments.

You didn't have to.  It's ok, like I said, I don't look down on you for it.  I'm sure you wash them before you give them back to the wife.
You just openly said you wear women’s g-strings and/or granny panties.  I’m assuming (we’ve come full circle!) it’s one of those two.  Don’t drag me into your drag.
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(11-19-2020, 08:39 PM)KodiakJag Wrote:
(11-19-2020, 07:32 PM)Jags Wrote: I’d love to make you proud and raise a glass with you mike.  But I don’t need their money.  I’m not super rich but my wife and I do damn well.  We live (currently, hopefully changing in the next few months) in a damn good area with great schools.  No need to send “lil jag-ette” to a magnet school.  But I have a dream mike, that one day, little mikesez and little jags can one day raise a glass together.  For what the [BLEEP], idk.  But it would be cool to find the common ground.


Classy post.

I honestly believe if we all had a chance to meet for beers or shots we’d come away as friends.  Not necessarily agreeing on everything, but friends nonetheless.

We aren't friends? Since when?
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(11-19-2020, 09:48 PM)Jags Wrote:
(11-19-2020, 09:37 PM)mikesez Wrote: You didn't have to.  It's ok, like I said, I don't look down on you for it.  I'm sure you wash them before you give them back to the wife.
You just openly said you wear women’s g-strings and/or granny panties.  I’m assuming (we’ve come full circle!) it’s one of those two.  Don’t drag me into your drag.

 I only mentioned outerwear with regard to myself.  You're the one wearing the underwear.  I'm surprised you're still denying after I assured you we all know and respect you regardless.

(11-19-2020, 09:57 PM)flsprtsgod Wrote:
(11-19-2020, 08:39 PM)KodiakJag Wrote: Classy post.

I honestly believe if we all had a chance to meet for beers or shots we’d come away as friends.  Not necessarily agreeing on everything, but friends nonetheless.

We aren't friends? Since when?

Most of my negative points are from you, amigo.
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