Cops: Woman Stabbed Cousin When He Asked Her To Return Borrowed Sex Toy

A dispute over a borrowed sex toy ended with a Kentucky woman stabbing her male cousin with a kitchen knife, according to cops who arrested the alleged assailant on multiple criminal charges.

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

I’m more appalled by the borrowing of a sex toy from a cousin than of the actual stabbing!
Thank God it’s Kentucky and not Florida!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I’m more appalled by the borrowing of a sex toy from a cousin than of the actual stabbing!
Thank God it’s Kentucky and not Florida!

When I saw the headline, I assumed they were in Palatka.

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I’m more appalled by the borrowing of a sex toy from a cousin than of the actual stabbing!
Thank God it’s Kentucky and not Florida!

I'm more appalled by the borrowing of a sex toy from a MALE cousin than of the actual stabbing.  

"Not that there's anything wrong with that..." but where has that thing been?

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I’m more appalled by the borrowing of a sex toy from a cousin than of the actual stabbing!
Thank God it’s Kentucky and not Florida!

I'm more appalled by the borrowing of a sex toy from a MALE cousin than of the actual stabbing.  

"Not that there's anything wrong with that..." but where has that thing been?

Oh we KNOW where that’s been!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I am just as sick thinking about this as the rest of you. I didn’t click the link. I am wondering, though, what toy is so awesome to create such an altercation. We talking a simple [BLEEP]? A machine? What gives? (Pardon the pun).

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I am just as sick thinking about this as the rest of you.  I didn’t click the link.  I am wondering, though, what toy is so awesome to create such an altercation.  We talking a simple [BLEEP]? A machine? What gives? (Pardon the pun).

Shall we speculate on what type of toy both the male and female cousins might want to use?

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

I am just as sick thinking about this as the rest of you.  I didn’t click the link.  I am wondering, though, what toy is so awesome to create such an altercation.  We talking a simple [BLEEP]? A machine? What gives? (Pardon the pun).

Shall we speculate on what type of toy both the male and female cousins might want to use?

That’s exactly what I was getting to.  That, and how good it was for both sexes to want that bad boy.  Must be state of the art or something

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Shall we speculate on what type of toy both the male and female cousins might want to use?

That’s exactly what I was getting to.  That, and how good it was for both sexes to want that bad boy.  Must be state of the art or something

Maybe it's a doll with some interchangeable parts............when you want it to go the other way, just turn it over!

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

That’s exactly what I was getting to.  That, and how good it was for both sexes to want that bad boy.  Must be state of the art or something

Maybe it's a doll with some interchangeable parts............when you want it to go the other way, just turn it over!

Like, maybe it’s the Peloton  of sex toys maybe? Or the Magic Mirror or whatever it’s called?  That would make more sense if you think about it.  Although, I’m skeptical of the neighbor’s Wi-Fi speed they’d need to really get the best use of it.

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