Redneck Grill and Beer Cooler........

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

Redneck Grill and Beer Cooler........

I prefer the elongated bowl model for its larger grilling surface.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Redneck Grill and Beer Cooler........

I prefer the elongated bowl model for its larger grilling surface.

The bidet feature also provides for self-extinguishing of the embers.

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"Remember Red, Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies."  - Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption

I prefer the elongated bowl model for its larger grilling surface.

The bidet feature also provides for self-extinguishing of the embers.

You’re actually supposed to fill the bidet reservoir with the marinade.

This grill will pair well with and compliment the bbq grill urinal.  Sorry no image.  It’s almost like they got it back [BLEEP] wards

Hopefully there aren’t any chocolate waterfalls.  That would not be fon(to)do.

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I prefer the elongated bowl model for its larger grilling surface.

The bidet feature also provides for self-extinguishing of the embers.

Nope nope nope.. You're doing it wrong.. You fill the bidet full of beer and eventually pee the fire out.. Trust me, I'm a professional..

Think of it as a beer fountain..

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Don’t trust that guy! Me either for that fact. But definitely don’t trust him^

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Don’t trust that guy!  Me either for that fact.  But definitely don’t trust him^

Dude.. I got Michelin stars and participation trophy.. Check home advisor..

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Don’t trust that guy!  Me either for that fact.  But definitely don’t trust him^

Dude.. I got Michelin stars and participation trophy.. Check home advisor..

What concerns me is the BBB rating of C+. There have been complaints about the hair in the food and the ammonia taste in your marinade.   You’re supposed to put a net on it if you’re going to be grilling naked on your commode grill.  That and once you turn it into a grill, you can no longer use it to pee in. Geez.  Everyone knows this!  This is ‘92 food truck Astro van 101.

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Dude.. I got Michelin stars and participation trophy.. Check home advisor..

What concerns me is the BBB rating of C+. There have been complaints about the hair in the food and the ammonia taste in your marinade.   You’re supposed to put a net on it if you’re going to be grilling naked on your commode grill.  That and once you turn it into a grill, you can no longer use it to pee in. Geez.  Everyone knows this!  This is ‘92 food truck Astro van 101.

What's the BBB? is that like the alphabet people hate group or sumthin?

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What concerns me is the BBB rating of C+. There have been complaints about the hair in the food and the ammonia taste in your marinade.   You’re supposed to put a net on it if you’re going to be grilling naked on your commode grill.  That and once you turn it into a grill, you can no longer use it to pee in. Geez.  Everyone knows this!  This is ‘92 food truck Astro van 101.

What's the BBB? is that like the alphabet people hate group or sumthin?

I think its the Better Barbeque Bureau.

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"Remember Red, Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies."  - Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption

That's some Cat!!!!!!

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

Here's one for all you Golfer's out there........

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: Keep the tip.

My apologies in advance; I grew up in era of tasteless jokes. Don't kill the messenger!

If the prostitute kept the tip, who got the shaft?

Q: What do you call it when a whore farts?
A: A Prosti-toot!
(Best said while lifting a cheek on the “toot”!

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What concerns me is the BBB rating of C+. There have been complaints about the hair in the food and the ammonia taste in your marinade.   You’re supposed to put a net on it if you’re going to be grilling naked on your commode grill.  That and once you turn it into a grill, you can no longer use it to pee in. Geez.  Everyone knows this!  This is ‘92 food truck Astro van 101.

What's the BBB? is that like the alphabet people hate group or sumthin?

No, but I’m down for starting one.  But then again, I’m down for starting a lot of stuff.  You wanna bring a band of peoples together, I’ll probably be down for hating it too.  Unless it’s puppies or children.  Unless it’s other people’s children.  I don’t care for them too much these days.

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I just got back from Publix and am 91% sure the guy in the next checkout was a DB. Before I dub him one. Is there any reason to request “paper inside plastic” when asked if “plastic on?”?

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It's one of those days when it's so hot that the AC in the truck has to stay on high just to maintain.

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Every 15 or 20 years, I got to go to a Waffle House to remind myself why I don't go to Waffle Houses.. Tonight was that night..

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Headed down to Jax today....... The Amtrak leaves Union Station in DC at about 3pm, should be there tomorow a little after 7am. I always have a ton of fun when I'm there that's why I come down as often as I do...... I love it!

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

Headed down to Jax today....... The Amtrak leaves Union Station in DC at about 3pm, should be there tomorow a little after 7am.  I always have a ton of fun when I'm there that's why I come down as often as I do...... I love it!

safe travels!!

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Headed down to Jax today....... The Amtrak leaves Union Station in DC at about 3pm, should be there tomorow a little after 7am.  I always have a ton of fun when I'm there that's why I come down as often as I do...... I love it!

safe travels!!

Thank You!!!!

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."