This deserves its own thread

https://twitter.com/1010XL/status/161194...DOuPA&s=19

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IT WAS ALWAYS THE JAGS

Haha his phone flew out of his pocket and he did not give a single [BLEEP].

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Pure joy.

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Respect the game.  Play with a sense of urgency. 


1.)  Take care of the ball.  Win the turnover battle.

2.)  It's all about 3rd down.  Win on 3rd down to win the game.

3.) Playmakers make plays.  The only reason that you put your uniform on is to make plays. In order to EARN your paycheck, you must make plays.  

Learn from the great collapse of 2023.  

I love it.

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One more game this year just like that at home. I hope we drain the batteries out of the Chargers this Saturday night. They have to do a Blackout. It's beyond fitting. I think this defense has an opportunity to show that these three last games, despite being against so-so QB competition, was no fluke.

My heart is telling me it'll be close with us winning in a shootout. But mannnnnnn I would love one of those 20+ point differentials in our favor instead. I can't take another butthole pucker this Saturday night man. Hope they coast on these [BLEEP].

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"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."

I want that twitchy brillo headed subamabitch to keep away from my team.

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I want that twitchy brillo headed subamabitch to keep away from my team.

Well, actually, it's not your team.  It's his team.

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I want that twitchy brillo headed subamabitch to keep away from my team.

How to say your an unintelligent bigot without actually saying it.

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I want that twitchy brillo headed subamabitch to keep away from my team.

Well, actually, it's not your team.  It's his team.

Ackshully we're both wrong.

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I want that twitchy brillo headed subamabitch to keep away from my team.

How to say your an unintelligent bigot without actually saying it.

 [BLEEP] right I'm a bigot, I hate analytics guys and wrestling "writers" that have never wrestled.

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How to say your an unintelligent bigot without actually saying it.

 [BLEEP] right I'm a bigot, I hate analytics guys and wrestling "writers" that have never wrestled.

Well the right description would be wrestling "founder" or "owner" but that is besides the point.  You referred to him as brillow headed and are now trying to spin it.  You said what you said, own it.

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Haha his phone flew out of his pocket and he did not give a single [BLEEP].

Well when you could buy a phone company, I doubt you’d sweat a phone.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Well, actually, it's not your team.  It's his team.

Ackshully we're both wrong.

Tony Khan is indeed listed as co-owner of the Jaguars.

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I picked the phone up. I returned the phone.  That is after getting some contacts and emails annd some risqué texts off of it first.  It may have fallen out of his pocket, but he is in mine now.

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I picked the phone up. I returned the phone.  That is after getting some contacts and emails annd some risqué texts off of it first.  It may have fallen out of his pocket, but he is in mine now.

Big check incoming to you soon!

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"Remember Red, Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies."  - Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption

I picked the phone up. I returned the phone.  That is after getting some contacts and emails annd some risqué texts off of it first.  It may have fallen out of his pocket, but he is in mine now.

Big check incoming to you soon!

....or some wrasslin meathead to uh, borrow let's say, Jags' phone for a minute.

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Ackshully we're both wrong.

Tony Khan is indeed listed as co-owner of the Jaguars.

Ackshully, I'm wrong again

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 [BLEEP] right I'm a bigot, I hate analytics guys and wrestling "writers" that have never wrestled.

Well the right description would be wrestling "founder" or "owner" but that is besides the point.  You referred to him as brillow headed and are now trying to spin it.  You said what you said, own it.

You're the one trying to spin it as a bigotry thing, I tried to clarify what I don't like about him, It still went over your head. Even though I don't owe you an explanation for a damned thing I say, here it goes again: I don't like twitchy 40 year olds with teenager haircuts that enjoy next-gen stats and attitude-style pro wrestling. Get it?

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Well the right description would be wrestling "founder" or "owner" but that is besides the point.  You referred to him as brillow headed and are now trying to spin it.  You said what you said, own it.

You're the one trying to spin it as a bigotry thing, I tried to clarify what I don't like about him, It still went over your head. Even though I don't owe you an explanation for a damned thing I say, here it goes again: I don't like twitchy 40 year olds with teenager haircuts that enjoy next-gen stats and attitude-style pro wrestling. Get it?

It’s pretty bad when the Klan is shaking their heads trying to figure out why the hell you said that.

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You're the one trying to spin it as a bigotry thing, I tried to clarify what I don't like about him, It still went over your head. Even though I don't owe you an explanation for a damned thing I say, here it goes again: I don't like twitchy 40 year olds with teenager haircuts that enjoy next-gen stats and attitude-style pro wrestling. Get it?

It’s pretty bad when the Klan is shaking their heads trying to figure out why the hell you said that.

Do you know them? I don't.

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